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Twitter: August 2010
Sep. 23rd, 2010 01:38 pm( August )
#TerribleTV
Aug. 21st, 2010 11:11 pmBecause some of them are really cringe-worthy. Others, witty. My favorite at the very end. ;)
And my favorite...
@lizzwinstead: AARP in Cincinnati
@nicki2377: Sesame Street Blues #TerribleTV (for the young'uns this would be Hillstreet Blues reference - and while it would suck I would watch it)
@LJSearles: Are you Smarter Than A Republican?
@justme2: 21 C Street
@lizzwinstead: Malkin In The Middle
@Shoq: Hollywood 4Squares
@oheybill: Dr Laura Explains It All
@rockrichard: Showtime at the RNC Lesbian Bondage Fundraiser
@Clarknt67: Suddenly Sarah
@waterock: The Big C Street
@2jase: Survivor: Wasilla
@lizzwinstead: Rent Boy Meets World
@2jase: Fox And Friends With Benefits
@Clarknt67: American Taliban Idol
@lizzwinstead: $25,000 Food Pyramid
@standupfalldown: Hawaii Five-O'Reilly Factor
@rockrichard: Two Guys, a Girl and David Vitter
@NukeJones: George Herbert Walker: Texas Ranger, Golden Girls Gone Wild, CSI: Wichita.
@LJSearles: Barefoot & Pregnant Contessa
@LJSearles: Antiques Roadkill
@GumbyIam: Narrow Minds
@blackmagpie69: Stall in the Family (Starring Larry Craig)
@Socialism4USA: Night Of The Living Dead Court
@BrianValentine: Project Exploited Runaway
@BrianValentine: The Gang Bang Theory
@lizzwinstead: Madlibs Men
@cottonrc: 16 & Pregnant with a Terror Baby
@TomServosBlendr: Touched by Sharron Angle
@nicki2377: Sanford & Mistress
@ohheybill: Hangin with Mr Boehner
@lizzwinstead: I Love Doocy
@ShoqL: The FundaMentalist
@Tarpo: So you think you can prance?
@megwood: Band of Jonas Brothers
@MyMuses: Blue Blood
@abitofmybrain: Fox News
And my favorite...
@pafford: The Sarah Conner Chronicles Of Narnia
# If Andrew Breitbart Edited It...
Jul. 21st, 2010 07:19 amA hashtag on Twitter following the Shirley Sherrod Speech That Breitbart Selectively Edited fiasco. Highlights:
- @pzmyers "Dracula" is about discrimination against wealthy white conservatives. Van Helsing is a liberal bigot.
- @GarlandGrey Minority Report is a referendum on whistleblowers.
- @pzmyers "Dracula" is about discrimination against wealthy white conservatives. Van Helsing is a liberal bigot
- @Zagrobelny Bambi is a sad tale of Heartland America and the evil environmentalists who want to take away their guns.
- @AmandaMarcotte "ET" demonstrates the necessity of a harsh government response to illegal immigration.
- @Paul_Conrad Star Wars is about an evil empire, run by a black man, that won't help white farmers
- @AmandaMarcotte "The Stepford Wives" shows why feminism is dangerous for women.
- @AmandaMarcotte "Milk" illustrates why gays should stay out of politics. Hat tip, Mighty Ponygirl.
- @pzmyers: "To Kill a Mockingbird" is about corrupt lawyers fomenting racial unrest. Fire Atticus!
- @Paul_Conrad WALL-E is evidence cap and trade environmental legislation is unnecessary
- @aphalloides: "The Color Purple" is about how easy farm life is for black farmers with subsidies
- @AmandaMarcotte "Brokeback Mountain" is about how gay men aren't to be trusted.
- @bschefke "Wall Street" demonstrates how unregulated capitalism creates a rising tide that lifts all boats.
- @AmandaMarcotte "The Accused" is a morality tale about the dangers of false rape accusations.
- @johnpoulos Star Wars: Power-hungry anarchists terrorize government installations
- @ZandarVTS The Matrix: A fascinating documentary of Tea Party revolution against FEMA fascism.
- @livinginthepost "Frost v. Nixon" chronicles elitist celebrity felled by his own hubris.
- @AmandaMarcotte "Dr. Strangelove" glorifies the nuclear arms race.
- @Paul_Conrad Precious is about how black people easily succeed only because they're black
- @bob_calder Ghandi: The futility of not being British
- @_vexy "Finding Nemo" is a story about how environmentalism and ocean conservation destroys family values.
- @GarlandGrey Could anyone see "Titanic" as anything but a warning to women not to upend the social order?
- @glengarry "The New World" was about the redemption of the Savage Red Man via Capitalism and Christ
- @pzmyers "Citizen Kane" is "It's a Wonderful Life" for Republicans.
- @GarlandGrey "Harry Potter" clearly shows the sorts of trouble you get in by putting a gay man in charge of anything.
- @_vexy "Glory" is a true story about how blacks can only succeed under white direction.
- @pzmyers "Koyaanisqatsi" is the new commercial for BP.
- @erinpuff Leverage is about all the awesome stuff rich white guys can get away with because they're rich white guys.
- @arensb "Monsters, Inc." is an allegory for the Islamofascist terrorists under our beds.
- @GarlandGrey "Norma Rae" is about a uppity woman who thinks she can just stand on anything she wants
