Simone Jester

Ara: "It's like playing Never Have I Ever with my old creche group. I always lose-slash-win, and Kenobi always wins-slash-loses."

Players: Arala "Ara" Melnau, Jitendra "Jitters" Norwal, Quinlan "Quin" Vos, and Kressa Carlin

Never Have I Ever...
...activated my lightsaber during a sexual roleplay. (Ara might or might not have done the as-yet-unposted roleplay with Cin at this point.)
...had sex with the same person on more than three planets. (Quin and Kressa.)
...had an orgasm while in hyperspace. (Not sure who'd be saying this one, because it's likely to apply to all of them.)
...had a wet dream while in hyperspace. (Ibid.)
...masturbated to the thought of someone in this room. (Ara: "Once for at all, or once for each person?")
...had sex with someone in this room. (Ara: "Once for at all, or once for each person?" Though in both cases, she's not the only person who drinks.)  (10/22/25: Obi-Wan says this one; all four of the others make rude gestures as they drink.)
...attempted to perform oral sex on myself.
...succeeded at performing oral sex on myself.
...performed oral sex on more than three people in a calendar day. (Ara's the only one to drink--the reward thingy from this--and she gives Carlin the finger as she does so)
...licked my own elbow.
...bought someone a life day [birthday] or Light Nights gift while they were present, without them knowing what the purchase was for.
...been arrested. (Quin, Kressa, Obi-Wan. Typical field knight stuff.)
...jumped from a roof. (Quin, Kressa, Obi-Wan.)
...done accidental telekinesis while climaxing after my S-training. (Obi-Wan, if it takes place after ATLL.)
...had a bad allergic reaction. (Maybe this is where Ara learns that Jitters tried the meds that let standard grav humans walk around on Sphinx and it went badly.)
...worked in food service.
...been on the HoloNet/news. (Unposted-as-yet short bit where Padawans Ara and Jitters use Dooku's season pass balcony seats at the Coruscant Philharmonic and a droid cam catches Jitters staring besottedly at Ara while she's enraptured with the orchestra.)
...had sex with my master. (Ara uses this to make the whole group drink, and then Obi-Wan doesn't drink... o.O)
...thrown something at the holotank. (Definitely Ara. Maybe Kressa.)
...spent a night in the woods with no shelter. (Quin, Kressa, Obi-Wan, and--surprisingly--Jitters.)
...injured myself trying to impress someone I was interested in.
...gone skinny dipping (in Temple/on Coruscant/on a mission). 
...played strip sabacc. (Quin, Kressa.)
...lied to someone in this room.
...had a friend with benefits. (Obi-Wan says this one and everyone else drinks.)
...fallen in love at first sight. (Only Jitters drinks.)
...helped a friend lie by being their alibi.
...enjoyed a smell I'm supposed to find gross (for my species).
...gotten a tattoo. (Quin, obviously. Not sure about the others.)
...gotten injured during sex. ("How injured is injured?" Ara asks. meaning needing professional medical attention).
...broken someone's heart. (Obi-Wan drinks at Ara's prompt, Ara drinks at Jitters's prompt. Possible Ara "well, actually..." not sure about the rest of the Obi-Wan Kenobi Sexual Frustration Club: Quinlan, Kressa, Jitters)
...fallen in love. (Everyone, unless it takes place before Obi-Wan's bond with Yoda snaps into place.)
...fallen out of love. (Maybe Quin before meeting Kressa, definitely Obi-Wan falling out of love with Qui-Gon.)
...had sex with a stranger. (Quin, Kressa, maybe Jitters.)
...had an epiphany. 
...said "I love you" without meaning it.
...pretended to agree with someone in order to avoid an argument.
...said the wrong name during sex. (Not sure if anybody; maybe all but Obi-Wan got the same S-training advice that if they're planning on having multiple partners, to get in the habit of not using proper nouns during sex.)
...learned a new hobby just to impress someone. (Ara: sort-of, taking Manuscript Illumination to spend time with Obi-Wan, but she also wanted to try illuminating sheet music of soul songs.)
...called someone "Daddy." (not one's actual father) (Maybe Ara with Cin, but only jokingly--she's really not into age-play.)