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Things I Am No Longer
Allowed to Do at Hogwarts

 

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Stolen blatantly from this
person's LiveJournal, picked out my favorites, and edited for spelling,
grammar, and in a few cases, content.

Entries in green are ones I thought
up while compiling this list.

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No matter how good a fake
Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of
Magical Creatures class.

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Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic
mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."

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"I've heard every possible joke about
Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

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The Giant Squid is not an appropriate
date to the Yule Ball.

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I will not use Umbridge's quill to
write "I told you I was hardcore."

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Polishing my wand in the common room
is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

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If a classmate falls asleep, I will
not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

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Starting a betting pool on the fate
of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever money-making concept.

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( snip! )

Mad Scentist, Santa and Federa Workplace Skippy Lists

( mad science lab skippy list )

( santa skippy list )

( federal workplace skippy list )

Stargate Atlantis, Superhero and Pulpit Skippy Lists

Note: it's been a decade, give or take, since I last read these and I haven't read them this time around. I'm just posting them here so I can send the link to someone else, though I hope you, dear reader, enjoy them too. (I'll reread them myself one of these days.)

( stargate atlantis skippy list )

( superhero skippy list )

( pulpit skippy list )