5,000 Question Meme, #1-50

Originally posted here.

1. Who are you?

I'm Heather. Or Simone. Or orbitaldiamonds, still, sometimes.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?

I'm liberal. I'm atheist. I'm queer.

3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?

I'm sleeping, or farting around elsewhere on LJ keeping up with my flist, or trying to spend more time at Dreamwidth, or chatting with Fizzy, or spending time with my husband, or listening to an audiobook or podcast while crocheting.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).

My favorite classes were Latin, History, English (despite the teacher), French, and Science.

My least favorite classes were Math (except Geometry) and PE. Ugh, what a fucking waste of time PE is!

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?

To make a profit off my crocheted goods.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?

In Australia! Or stationed somewhere in the South.

7. What stage of life are you in right now?

Technically, the mother stage, since I'm neither maiden nor crone. Though I've never been pregnant.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?

I can definitely be both at times, but I'd say more child-like.

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?

I don't remember. It was hours ago. No, wait. I sang along with the radio on the way home. It was Bob Seger's "Turn the Page," but it was the inferior Metallica version.

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?

Ya know, "Turn the Page" fits pretty well, actually. "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba is one that fits my life most of the time.

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?

Yes, most recently in 2009. It was fun, but some of the niceness tripped my crying problem, and some of the exercises made my back hurt A LOT.

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