Supernatural Fic Quotes #7

Pairings this post: Sam/Dean, John/OFC, Jared/Jensen John/Mary/OFC, OC pairings

Note: This post is super long (it's that epic I've mentioned the few times I've posted in the past month or so) and it's all from one fic. Well, one 'verse with something like four hundred chapters and over 3.5million words. Needless to say the further down you go in this post, the more spoilery the quotes are. Also, this is kidfic and there are eventual Winbrothers but they aren't slashed with Sam or Dean.

"I want my ball pit.”

“Fine.” Sam sighed. “If you’re really good we’ll get it for you.”

“What if I’m bad?”

“Then you’ll probably get it a lot sooner.” Sam grinned.

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They went out to buy two gallons or paint and a few new brushes while Sam was sighing and shuffling his feet around the store. He didn’t have a problem with painting, but they had a whole empty house and dozens of surfaces that could support their combined weight. It seemed like a waste to be painting, but Dean was so excited, he didn’t care.

--

“You know what’s great?” Dean asked. “We can talk about sex and not worry about them over hearing us. Anal sex!”

Dean spent the next two minutes yelling every sexual term he had ever heard and a few Sam was sure he invented. He was expecting him to be in a pretty crappy mood without the kids around but he was handling it just fine, he barely even cried when John left with them.

“I can’t believe you’d rather paint when you could be doing all those things to me.”

“It’s eleven Sammy. We have six hours until they come back. We have time to do the dippety doo again.”

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“We can talk about it.”

“That doesn’t make me feel better.”

“What if I.” Sam sighed. “What if I tie you up and spank you when we get home?”

“No.”

“Slap you around?”

“No.” Dean frowned.

“Oh God, it’s worse than I thought.”

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( snip! )