An awesome dad

Series of text messages from damnyouautocorrect.com

Dad: come on down, dinner is ready
Daughter: Be there in a min, I'm doing Lauren
Dad: who the fuck is Lauren
Dad: if she is your girlfriend, she can have some dinner too
Daughter: Dad! I meant laundry. I'm not  a lesbian.
Dad: that's a shame. men are dicks. now come eat

The daughter might not actually be queer, but still--parenting WIN.