Aug. 13th, 2010
Meme ganked from strawberrysgirl.
Aug. 13th, 2010 11:17 amGo to Google (or Yahoo) and type, "You know you're from (your state/province) when..."
Cut and paste the list.
Bold the items that apply to you.
You Know You're From FLORIDA When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
>> Yep! Even now, and I'm in Alaska!
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
>> Born and raised in the South and good ole boys (as opposed to Southern gentlemen which is a totally different breed of manfolk) creep me the fuck out).
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
>> Yyyyyyep.
You shrug off hurricane warnings
>> I deflect hurricanes. In Titusville, in Sarasota, when the hurricanes were forecast to hit us, they didn't when I was there.
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
>> There's "sprautumn" and suuuuummmmmerrrrrrr. (As opposed to Alaska, where the two seasons are wiiiiiinnnnntttteeeeeeerrrrrrrr and construction.)
You've drank a flaming alligator.
"Down South" means Key West
>> Oh yes. I miss being able to go north to Alabama!
"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.
>> That's just cheesy.
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Cut and paste the list.
Bold the items that apply to you.
You Know You're From FLORIDA When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
>> Yep! Even now, and I'm in Alaska!
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
>> Born and raised in the South and good ole boys (as opposed to Southern gentlemen which is a totally different breed of manfolk) creep me the fuck out).
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
>> Yyyyyyep.
You shrug off hurricane warnings
>> I deflect hurricanes. In Titusville, in Sarasota, when the hurricanes were forecast to hit us, they didn't when I was there.
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
>> There's "sprautumn" and suuuuummmmmerrrrrrr. (As opposed to Alaska, where the two seasons are wiiiiiinnnnntttteeeeeeerrrrrrrr and construction.)
You've drank a flaming alligator.
"Down South" means Key West
>> Oh yes. I miss being able to go north to Alabama!
"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.
>> That's just cheesy.
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