Aug. 13th, 2010

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I need more happy .gifs. Most of mine express anger at stupidity. :P
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Go to Google (or Yahoo) and type, "You know you're from (your state/province) when..."
Cut and paste the list.
Bold the items that apply to you.

You Know You're From FLORIDA When...

You own at least five pairs of flip flops

>> Yep! Even now, and I'm in Alaska!

You know someone who's been struck by lightning

You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators

>> Born and raised in the South and good ole boys (as opposed to Southern gentlemen which is a totally different breed of manfolk) creep me the fuck out).

Your backyard is sometimes a swamp

You're officially sick of Disney

>> Yyyyyyep.

You shrug off hurricane warnings

>> I deflect hurricanes. In Titusville, in Sarasota, when the hurricanes were forecast to hit us, they didn't when I was there.

You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos

There are only two seasons - hot and hotter

>> There's "sprautumn" and suuuuummmmmerrrrrrr. (As opposed to Alaska, where the two seasons are wiiiiiinnnnntttteeeeeeerrrrrrrr and construction.)

You've drank a flaming alligator.

"Down South" means Key West

>> Oh yes. I miss being able to go north to Alabama!

"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.

>> That's just cheesy.

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