Quotes that should be made into icons.

[simonejester]

"The gentleman will sit. The gentleman is correct in sitting. I will not."
--Rep. Anthony Weiner

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"And then I turned into Bert from Sesame Street and flew off in a spaceship NO SERIOUSLY."
--jones6

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Edit:

If angels are the new vampires, I thank God I’m an atheist.
--ceilidh_ann

There are three others I've commented on lately but I don't remember where they are. I know one was at jones6's LJ (found it! ^_^) ...maybe the others were at weepingcock or metaquotes?