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simonejester ([personal profile] simonejester) wrote2012-03-06 10:58 pm

Twitter: January, February 2012

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31 Jan Pam Pam ‏ @idothewriting

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shut the fuck up and come back when you've decided reproductive rights matter too. #watchingRonPaul
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Rolling my eyes so hard at Newt Gingrich it hurts.
31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@daveweigel At least it's not a Herman Cain party? :P
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31 Jan Emma Emma ‏ @emmalabizarre

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"There are *diseases* with higher favorability ratings." And Rachel breaks up Tweety's historical metaphors with biological ones. #MSNBC
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31 Jan The Rude Pundit The Rude Pundit ‏ @rudepundit

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And Romney wins. Looks like someone's wife is gonna get him an extra cup of warm milk for bedtime.
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31 Jan Emma Emma ‏ @emmalabizarre

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"They're not contrasting on issues; they're calling each other a liar at the top of their lungs." - Steve Schmidt #MSNBC
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@sarking Politics RPF I Never Want To Read, Item Uno D:
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@Lilaelanor If we were in the same (hemisphere/country/state) I'd give you one of mine. I have some left over from when I decorated them.
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@ClinicEscort I don't blame you.
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@Ceilidhann Sleep well :)
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Funny: "Some correspondent talking to Rachel Maddow brilliantly compared Mitt Romney to Dexter, the..." by @kthalps http://www.sulia.com/c/gop-primaries-2012/f/63d531e4-dcc7-4ce6-afe5-28037708f61d/?source=twitter
31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@MarkOneinFour Or shorter than 1 meter--all the consoles are at humanoid waist height. And then there's air content and temperature...
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31 Jan WillAtWork WillAtWork ‏ @WillAtWork

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Romney "oozing" confidence is better than a certain other candidate I can think of... #Maddow
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@idothewriting Awww! :D
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31 Jan Emma Emma ‏ @emmalabizarre

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"Following the Romney campaign this week was like watching Dexter." -Garrett Hake (sic?) #MSNBC
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@luchalibrarian Hmm, point taken.
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@erinpuff If he's really near water there's probably a strong breeze. And it's Florida so it's humid even in January.
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@luchalibrarian What can't be improved with the addition of chili and cheese? :)
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31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Florida has closed primaries and I'm registered No Party Affiliation, so I'm just another observer tonight.
31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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I've got the most adorable Destiel fic ever and Racheltiems are early and extended for my home state's GOP primary. Life is good.
31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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I nominate @neiltyson for a Shorty Award in #science because... he smacks down creationists with science and reason. http://shortyawards.com?category=science&screen_name=neiltyson
31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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I nominate @mishacollins for a Shorty Award in #actor because... I damn well feel like it. http://shortyawards.com?category=actor&screen_name=mishacollins
31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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"It was a procedure day at this clinic, so there were a ton of protesters outside. Suddenly, a woman —..." http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFgyzfR
31 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @ontd_political @docsaico @maddowapp
30 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@ohheyaubrie My most recent can't-get-enough fandom. I hadn't even finished re-getting-into Stargate Atlantis. :P
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30 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@ohheyaubrie It's a Supernatural reference. Sam and Dean are brothers, and Castiel is an angel and Bobby is a family friend/father figure.
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30 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: musicmovieschocolate: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFfZOWk
30 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Help us reach 3 Million! Donate a daily tweet to help children recover from trauma. http://JustCoz.org/operationSAFE #opsafe #DT @operationSAFE
30 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @pineapplecakes @dduane
29 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: dashinglyawkward: I am so in. I can say from personal experience that streaming and downloading leads... http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFZs7Ct
29 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: darkforetold: Agreed, though it kinda looks like Dean’s kissing Rachel #Maddow :P http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFZ3tdP
29 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @skywaterblue @grandmawat
28 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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28 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Help us reach 3 Million! Donate a daily tweet to help children recover from trauma. http://JustCoz.org/operationSAFE #opsafe #DT @operationSAFE
28 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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28 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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28 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFVR0Oq
28 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @ladypolitik @ontd_political
27 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFUW4T0
27 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: textsfromtheanchordesk: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFTZve6
27 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFSgvpr
27 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: -alohomora: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFS3f4d
27 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @billmaher @kehealey @finneyk @servicewomen @copperbird7
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@m_buggie *squish*
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Especially if the same legislators that seem determined to destroy the space program keep denying climate change. #maddow
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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I just think that if we keep weakening the space program, that we won't realize what a bad thing that is until it's too late. #maddow
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Yes, I'm from the Space Coast. Yes, I have family members who work at Kennedy Space Center. Yes, I'm personally invested. #maddow
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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It has 1/6 of Earth's gravity and there might be water under the surface. A good place from which to launch asteroid mining ships. #maddow
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Especially if we're going to Mars and eventually out of the solar system. A lot cheaper to boost off the Moon than from Earth. #maddow
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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It's ridiculous for Newt Gingrich to talk about the moon being the 51st state, but it's not ridiculous to talk about a base there. #maddow
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFREMLz
26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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26 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @susanlbrannigan @davidshuster @maddowapp
25 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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murphysbride: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFNsCdy
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Photo: ladyatheist: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFMma5m
25 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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25 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Photo: #DoctorWho + Peanuts = WIN: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFLIBWe
25 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @stonermc @dubpool
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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One Character In Search of An Exit: Why you shouldn't support Autism Speaks. - kelachrome: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyFKSfMn
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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What the hell Mitch Daniels speech were YOU listening to, Tweety? #sotu #maddow
24 Jan Ducky Boudreaux Ducky Boudreaux ‏ @pineapplecakes

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Mitch Daniels doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about.
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24 Jan Anthony BΦP Kirby #4 Anthony BΦP Kirby #4 ‏ @Anthony954

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"helping out rich people doesn't work, all it does is help out rich people - Rachel Maddow
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Light bulb! #dogwhistle #sotu
24 Jan Black Canseco Black Canseco ‏ @BlackCanseco

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Mitch Daniels is Martin Short's worst attempt at a comeback yet. #GOP #SOTU
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Great googly moogly, what happens to the news between reality and Republicanland? #sotu #rebuttal
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Mitch Daniels: "I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom, doomy doomy doom..." #sotu
24 Jan Ducky Boudreaux Ducky Boudreaux ‏ @pineapplecakes

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RT @DCdebbie: Shorter Obama "we built this city on rock and roll." #SOTU
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@Peapods Guess so.
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@pineapplecakes Am merely mostly cis. *packs for Hell, hoping I'll wind up on Dean Winchester's rack*
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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"rich...poor...gay...straight..." bi? trans? #sotu
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@notunspoken For reals. Honestly, you can be pro-jobs-in-America and still be pro-jobs-elsewhere. #sotu
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24 Jan amy amy ‏ @notunspoken

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"All you other nations, though, you're totally dispensable." #godihateelitism #sotu
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24 Jan Maysoon Zayid Maysoon Zayid ‏ @maysoonzayid

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#POTUS shouts out cripples yipee! Wait what was using ablist language in #SOTU oh ok great....
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@Jethro_Aryeh DADT repeal also doesn't protect transfolk or start on things like base housing. Need to repeal DOMA for true open service.
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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#EricCantorsFace check: still bitchfacing #sotu
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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(I know, wrong part, but I was hoping it'd be in there somewhere. Will keep watching.) #sotu
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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...and the right of women to control what happens to their own bodies? The right of nonbelievers to freedom FROM religion? #sotu
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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First time I've had to say "BOSS BATTLE, DAMMIT" all night. Well done, Chris! <3
24 Jan Jamil Smith Jamil Smith ‏ @JamilSmith

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"We should all want a smarter, more effective government." "No, that's not going to really work for us, Mr. President," said the GOP. #SOTU
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24 Jan Susan L Brannigan Susan L Brannigan ‏ @susanlbrannigan

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There's a lot of HOPE in this speech, despite the scolding. #POTUS #sotu #Maddow
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24 Jan Keith Olbermann Keith Olbermann ‏ @KeithOlbermann

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If only Mitch McConnell were alive today #SOTU
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24 Jan BillCorbett BillCorbett ‏ @BillCorbett

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Joe Wilson shouts: "YOU LIII...KEABLE MAN, YOU!" ...and grins, then big laughs from everyone, hugs all around. #SOTU
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24 Jan Sara Lang Sara Lang ‏ @SaraLang

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"I ask the Senate to pass a rule that all judicial and public service nominations receive a simple up or down vote within 90 days" #SOTU
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24 Jan TheBlasphemingBitch TheBlasphemingBitch ‏ @LadyAtheist

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"Send me a bill that bans insider trading in congress and I will sign it tomorrow." #SOTU
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24 Jan Lizz Winstead Lizz Winstead ‏ @lizzwinstead

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Cantor forgot his hemmorhoid pillow #SOTU
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24 Jan Miranda Doerfler Miranda Doerfler ‏ @docsaico

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This scammer literary agent fuckhead told me I would never get anywhere with my #ebooks. Help me prove him wrong. http://docsaico.weebly.com/the-publications.html
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24 Jan Laura Sperber Laura Sperber ‏ @LauraSperber

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I really really hope President Obama doesn't ignore women's rights and the assaults on abortion rights. #SOTU
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Yes, Fort Drum, it is 10pm. I do not need Taps blaring across the whole fucking post to inform me of that.
24 Jan Benjy Sarlin Benjy Sarlin ‏ @BenjySarlin

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RT @NickBaumann: Obama: "You can call it class warfare all you want." GOP: Challenge accepted.
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24 Jan txvoodoo txvoodoo ‏ @txvoodoo

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GOOD. RT @NorahODonnell: Obama Buffett rule would essentially double Mitt Romney's taxes
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24 Jan historygoddess historygoddess ‏ @GrandmaWat

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RT @libralabrat: @GrandmaWat @InlawsOutlaws @maddow President is going for the "im not a racist asshole who wants theocracy vote." |THAT!
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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"Tax reform should follow the Buffett Rule." YES. #SOTU
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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RT @ExJon: "Financial Crimes Unit" -- this February on CBS! #SOTU / Is on USA, called White Collar. Hope you like slash.
24 Jan Die Fledermaus Die Fledermaus ‏ @winged_mammal

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Hah, Cantor's still got epic bitchface. Surprise.
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24 Jan Jessica Jessica ‏ @vdaze

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Boehner: WHY IS OBAMA SAYING REASONABLE THINGS THAT MAKE THE GOP LOOK LIKE THE ASSHOLES WE ARE?!?!?!?! #SOTU
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24 Jan Melissa Harris-Perry Melissa Harris-Perry ‏ @MHarrisPerry

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RT @JamesHPerry "Spill Milk Not Oil" #SOTU
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24 Jan skepticgeekmom skepticgeekmom ‏ @skepticgeekmom

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The spilled milk joke wasn't too funny until #obama made that toothy grin. #charming #SOTU
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24 Jan Kevin Holmes Kevin Holmes ‏ @roomerholmes

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death panels for banks
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Clean water and clean air and safe food! YES! (Also clean water offshore please!) #sotu
24 Jan Elon James White Elon James White ‏ @elonjames

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#EricCantorsFace is not amused by Obama's jokes. YOUR NOT THE FUNNY NEGRO, THATS CHRIS STONE OR SOMETHING! #SOTU
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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I will definitely be watching the #SOTU encore. I so do NOT have a dual attention span.
24 Jan roadkillrefugee roadkillrefugee ‏ @rkref

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GOP: Don't mess with our narrative with your facts! #SOTU
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24 Jan historygoddess historygoddess ‏ @GrandmaWat

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RT @TUSK81: I heart Joe Biden because I feel like he would slap me on the back and call me "champ." #SOTU
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@rkref What a mental image. Eww.
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24 Jan Ducky Boudreaux Ducky Boudreaux ‏ @pineapplecakes

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Soon, hopefully. RT @WeezieWeaver: When does Biden get to punch Boehner? #SOTU
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Half the Iraq money to pay down the debt, half the Iraq money for nation building right here? Sing it Barry! #sotu
24 Jan Huffington Post Huffington Post ‏ @HuffingtonPost

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Obama: "So much of America needs to be rebuilt. We’ve got crumbling roads and bridges" #SOTU http://huff.to/AdCOOy
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24 Jan Sonja Sonja ‏ @sonjablair

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I think Mitch Daniels just Romneyed himself...
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24 Jan Ducky Boudreaux Ducky Boudreaux ‏ @pineapplecakes

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RT @cutefont: I am sure some republicans have pooped themselves trying hard not to agree w pres on any subject
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24 Jan brad plumer brad plumer ‏ @bradplumer

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Obama concedes a climate bill isn't going to pass Congress. Not even going to try to alter that dynamic.
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@WorkingFamilies And the East Coast doesn't want oil spills on our beaches! #angryfloridian #sotu
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24 Jan ConundrumK ConundrumK ‏ @ConundrumK

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No. No offshore drilling. No fracking. No fake clean coal. NO. N. O. #NO #SOTU #Maddow
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YES, BARRY. _CLEAN_ ENERGY. AS IN _NOT_ OFFSHORE DRILLING. #SOTU
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@schmiss True that.
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*still raging and seeing red over offshore drilling* ARGH #sotu
24 Jan Lizz Winstead Lizz Winstead ‏ @lizzwinstead

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frackity, frack frack frack #SOTU #boo
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24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Let me spell it out for you. OFFSHORE DRILLING + HURRICANES = BIG ASS OIL SPILLS #SOTU
24 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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NO NO NO NO OFFSHORE DRILLING. THAT IS MY FLORIDA DAMMIT! #SOTU
24 Jan historygoddess historygoddess ‏ @GrandmaWat

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Obligatory shot of McCain's pained face. That's right, old man. Remember when YOU wanted immigration reform? #BeforePalin
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24 Jan dansinker dansinker ‏ @dansinker

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24 Jan Pluto IS a planet Pluto IS a planet ‏ @byepluto

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"Women should earn equal pay for equal work." #SOTU
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DREAM Act. Get it done. #SOTU
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@schmiss Agreed. 300+ million Americans, 300+ million different circumstances.
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@lizzwinstead The idea of forcing kids to stay in school past 16 sounds privilege-y in a way I can't quite articulate. #sotu
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How do you force kids to stay in school? #PizzaAsAVegetable #ThatHow #SOTU
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24 Jan Die Fledermaus Die Fledermaus ‏ @winged_mammal

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I'm just waiting for Boehner to mutter "oh fuck you" or something under his breath and ALL THE CAMERAS pick it up.
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RT @xicacha: Biden keeps rubbing his nose and scratching because he's allergic to Boehner's self tanner fumes.
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#EricCantorsFace has the ability to stare into your soul. #SOTU
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@froomkin High road to nowhere much? #sotu
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How much of this stuff can get done without Congress? So far, I believe, none. So good luck with that.
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Boehner: "Stop eyeballing my gavel." Biden: I wasn't!" Obama: "Shhh!"
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24 Jan The Rude Pundit The Rude Pundit ‏ @rudepundit

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You know, I just don't feel like making a "Siemens" joke that somehow involves "Boehner." I just don't.
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Obama has right idea focusing on #jobs & economy. #GOP is too busy focusing on restricting women’s access to health care. #SOTU #women2012
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American workers work the most hours for the least reward (pay/benefits) (in the first world anyway)
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Obama: C'mon, bitches, you want to cut taxes? Here's some taxes to cut. How you like me now?
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Boehner looks like he's wishing he'd used Preparation H. :P #sotu
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ERIC CANTOR'S BITCHFACE. #SOTU
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From this point on, I will refer to Boehner as "sourface" #SOTU
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Where is the #maddow commentary I'm hearing about coming from? #sotu
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@dceiver If the #SOTU weren't already started I'd switch from soda to Bailey's :P
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Oh, man. Any of y'all playing along with my drinking game are already getting FUCKED up.
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I am having way too much fun watching Boehner squirm and bitchface. #sotu
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Shorter POTUS: "this place was a freaking mess when I got here" #SOTU
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Gah, is hard to listen to the speech and read my Twitter feed at the same time. *headache* #sotu
24 Jan Steve Kornacki Steve Kornacki ‏ @SteveKornacki

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His Kenyan anti-colonial roots are really showing here
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Y'all I miss Nanky sitting back there giggling with Joey B like this is home room and not the SOTU.
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Ohhh, Obama using military as example. GOP minds just blown. #SOTU
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RT @keatscangetit: Every time Boehner makes a face, take a shot. #SOTU
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oh snap. Just jump right in there with the OBL line. Strut, man. Strut.
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Boehnerbot's grudging applause for getting out of Iraq. #sotu
24 Jan The Rude Pundit The Rude Pundit ‏ @rudepundit

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Boehner: I have the distinct privilege of introducing our un-American president.
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I want to hug Joe Biden right now. #sotu
24 Jan Melissa Harris-Perry Melissa Harris-Perry ‏ @MHarrisPerry

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I miss Nancy.
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SUCK IT BOEHNER. #sotu
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Wondering how many times I'll have to yell "BOSS BATTLE" at my husband in an attempt to watch the #SOTU in peace.
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@emmalabizarre "I watched the Republican debates with great amounts of popcorn" #ThingsThatAreTrueThatHeProbablyWontSay #SOTU ;)
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@emmalabizarre Not MSNBC specific, but I got linked to http://presidentbingo.com last night. ;-)
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Finally! I'm on time for a Rachel-Maddow-for-more-than-an-hour thing! :D #sotu
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One little tweet to help children recover from trauma - Thanks for your support! http://JustCoz.org/operationSAFE #DT @operationSAFE
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One little tweet to help children recover from trauma - Thanks for your support! http://JustCoz.org/operationSAFE #DT @operationSAFE
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Disaster Relief Volunteers are still needed in Japan - apply now for 2012 http://bit.ly/zdr0q5 #DT @operationSAFE
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"Newt Gingrich couldn't find the high ground with a Sherpa." --the last guess on tonight's #edshow
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Disaster Relief Volunteers are still needed in Japan - apply now for 2012 http://bit.ly/zdr0q5 #DT @operationSAFE
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Gay-bashing and slut-shaming are equally deadly. - i-am-the-lighthouse: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyEt8UMA
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Disaster Relief Volunteers are still needed in Japan - apply now for 2012 http://bit.ly/zdr0q5 #DT @operationSAFE
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Helping children after trauma through / art / story / games / play / song /people who care. http://bit.ly/hAnCan #DT @operationSAFE
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#FF Helping children after trauma through / art / story / games / play / song /people who care. http://bit.ly/hAnCan #DT @operationSAFE
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Give those without a voice yours! Donate a tweet for OpSAFE helping children recover frm trauma http://JustCoz.org/operationSAFE #DT @operationSAFE
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@murraymaker says, "You don't joke? You put a naked picture of yourself on a toy horse :)" Ef u man. Are u calling my naked body a "joke?!"
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@idothewriting I just finished going through the entire thing. That was fucking awesome. *geeks out*
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I think that Dean should have gotten cougared in S3, not Sam. - Dean would have totally run with it (hello,... http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyEY7Otq
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Texts From the Anchor Desk is totally the best new thing in my world today. (I heart Tumblr with sparklehearts.)
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OperationSAFE camp for children of tsunami hit Onagawa starts this Saturday! Support this work at http://twy.la/wV398T #DT @operationSAFE
9 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY
8 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/15509853920/mitt-romney-is-an-a-opponent-of-gay-marriage-but #nbcfbdebate Mitt Romney on gay rights
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No, David Gregory, that's cool, no need to follow up on Rick Perry throwing around the word "socialist."
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8 Jan HumanityCritic HumanityCritic ‏ @HumanityCritic

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Ron Paul: "I don't like the terms gay rights, women's rights, minority rights.." Didn't you read my newsletter?
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8 Jan roadkillrefugee roadkillrefugee ‏ @rkref

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Ron Paul's winning platform: no soup for you #nbcfbdebate
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8 Jan jennifer bendery jennifer bendery ‏ @jbendery

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Ron Paul: "Entitlements are not rights." Um. Entitlement (n.) - "A right to benefits specified especially by law or contract."
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8 Jan Sara Clifton Sara Clifton ‏ @spclifton

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@CapehartJ I rather be yelled at honestly, than disregarded and marginalized with false courtesy.
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8 Jan Jonathan Capehart Jonathan Capehart ‏ @CapehartJ

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RT @mattklewis: I think Romney and Santorum both handled the gay question very well.//Agreed...sadly. Still not good enuf IMHO
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Romney: "I don't discriminate. If gay people want to cut my lawn I'll let them." #MTP
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8 Jan David Corn David Corn ‏ @DavidCornDC

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Santorum: every person gay or straight should be treated with respect/dignity.//Which is why I compare gay marriage to bestiality. #NHdebate
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Defenders of biblical marriage blast Rick Santorum for his lack of slave wives and concubines.
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8 Jan Jonathan Capehart Jonathan Capehart ‏ @CapehartJ

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You can be respectful....yet strip people of their dignity and deny them full enjoyment of the American Dream. #santorumsamerica
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8 Jan daveweigel daveweigel ‏ @daveweigel

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Until the next one. RT @zachdcarter: This is the worst debate yet, yes?
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8 Jan Jonathan Capehart Jonathan Capehart ‏ @CapehartJ

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Perry: "I'm making a lot of Republicans nervous by talking......."
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BUT SIR--BUT SIR MY QUESTION WAS-- #nbcfbdebate
8 Jan emokidsloveme emokidsloveme ‏ @emokidsloveme

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Thats a true or false. Ugh. RT @politifact: Ron Paul said we have 900 bases overseas. Mostly True. http://ow.ly/8lUTF #nbcfbdebate
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8 Jan Lizz Winstead Lizz Winstead ‏ @lizzwinstead

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Bottom Line: These asshats can't even deal with EACH OTHER, never mind Democrats. #NhDebate #NBCFBDebate #Unqualified
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8 Jan HumanityCritic HumanityCritic ‏ @HumanityCritic

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I loathe Rick Santorum, but at least he doesn't flinch when he trades shots with Mitt Romney.
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8 Jan Allah Pundit Allah Pundit ‏ @allahpundit

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SOMEONE THROW A CHAIR
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8 Jan PolitiFact PolitiFact ‏ @politifact

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Romney said repealing 'Obamacare' would save $95B. False. http://ow.ly/8lUH4 #nbcfbdebate
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Good question, Mr. Gregory! #nbcfbdebate
8 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The candidates are spewing talking points instead of using what little time they have to answer each question. And the format, meh.
8 Jan roadkillrefugee roadkillrefugee ‏ @rkref

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Perry reminds voters of his gaffe. Who is advising this guy? #nbcdebate
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Require work? The fuck? What about people whose disabilities don't allow them to work? #nbcfbdebate
8 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Jon Huntsman is the least objectionable Republican on the stage. #nbcfbdebate
8 Jan roadkillrefugee roadkillrefugee ‏ @rkref

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Romney: "Ted Kennedy *created* an underclass." Wow. He did more to help the vulnerable than any other modern senator. #nbcdebate
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8 Jan Ali Weinberg Ali Weinberg ‏ @AliNBCNews

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This debate makes me crave a sugar-coated Satan sandwich with extra pious baloney.
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8 Jan daveweigel daveweigel ‏ @daveweigel

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Shots fi *yawn* shots fired
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Pious baloney is very low in sodium, Mr. Speaker. #whateverthehashtagis
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@chrislhayes Yyyep. Also, got to watch your "new" show for the first time yesterday. Keep up the geeking out good work! :)
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8 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Even if the entire game was nothing but "DRINK!" every time someone says "Reagan." :P
8 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The only booze I have is a bottle of SoCo and a bottle of Kahlua. If I play the GOP Debate Drinking Game, I'd get shitfaced.
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Donate one tweet a day automatically to help children recover from trauma http://twy.la/wMDjuy #opsafe #DT @operationSAFE
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @ontd_political @dubpool
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Photo: 1. Until Rachel Maddow! 2,3,4. Naaaaah. 5,6. Sounds reasonable. :) 7,8. Pfft. 9. Well, yeah. 10. Hell... http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyEOxDBE
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @academictitles @byepluto @thegodless
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @paulrieckhoff
5 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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I am so getting a bunch of these fandom-against-hate T-shirts. :D
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FUCKING WIN: http://fandomsforfckh8.spreadshirt.com/some-androids-marry-best-friends-women-s-A7549969 Some Androids Marry Their Best Friends.
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@MSNBC_CMatthews Been seeing your commercial about soldiers "on post" in Afghanistan. I think the word you're looking for is "downrange."
4 Jan Paul Krugman Paul Krugman ‏ @NYTimeskrugman

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Beautifying America http://nyti.ms/yUBPCf
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Nah, not voting for him, just watching MoJoe and enjoying the occasionally amusing. :) #msnbc
3 Jan Gov. Buddy Roemer Gov. Buddy Roemer ‏ @BuddyRoemer

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Okay. That's it. I'm buying a sweater vest. #itworkedforsantorum
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SPOILER ALERT: I'm not going to win Iowa. Don't tell the 49 people who caucused for me. #the49coolestIowans
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3 Jan Gov. Buddy Roemer Gov. Buddy Roemer ‏ @BuddyRoemer

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Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. "@fivethirtyeight: 6 votes for Lizard People just counted in Allamakee County”
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RT @ceut: @GrandmaWat he doesn't like @ezraklein, what with all his facts and such as...|Excellent point. Joe is easily intimidated that way
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RT @LanceMannion: RT @BorowitzReport The last time so few people decided a Presidential race they were all on the Supreme Court. #iacaucus
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4 Jan Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@Lilaelanor *squishyhugs* I think you're neato. <3
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If Santorum is going to use his coal miner grandfather, I hope he also talks about role of unions in protecting miners. Hard fight.
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Pls ask him, @joenbc , how would a president Romenty repeal a bill on day one? Is their a special GOP constitution we don't know about?
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"IF SANTORUM COMES OUT..." Willie Geist on MSNBC just now. This tweet brought to you by a tall glass of Bailey's. XD
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@decemberviolet Me too. Not even pizza Hot Pockets in the house right now. :P
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @paulrieckhoff @carelessriver @stonermc
4 Jan txvoodoo txvoodoo ‏ @txvoodoo

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Anyone who thinks Santorum's giving a good speech, I send you back 4 years: 1/3/08 - http://youtu.be/cNZaq-YKCnE
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Tone deaf asshole tone deaf asshole tone deaf asshole.
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99 counties, 300 town hall meetings, 36 Pizza Ranches, and 1 Google problem...
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Stop talking about food when it's too early to order a pizza! D: #iowa
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Of course. Racial purity. Loyalty oaths. Castor oil torture. YOU CAUGHT US. RT @RightWingWatch Santorum likens Dem Party to fascist Italy
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Or any of the other words. RT @ArrghPaine Santorum should not use the term "from the bottom up" #justsayin #p2 #tcot #iacaucus
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I have felt like kicking every GOP candidate who's spoken last night/this morning. #maddow
3 Jan Shannyn Moore Shannyn Moore ‏ @shannynmoore

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RT @jpodhoretz: More people are tweeting this caucus than are voting in it. Literally.
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Just tuned in a few minutes ago. Have I missed anything interesting? #maddow
3 Jan Lizz Winstead Lizz Winstead ‏ @lizzwinstead

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I am officially more boring than the caucus's because I am watching them and don't have to.
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Photo: eyeofpolyphemus: FALSE. There’s more than one way to be hot and both these girls are rocking their... http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyECUFZa
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @kawaiinot
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Photo: queersecrets: My family’s more or less open-minded and they know I’m pan/poly and I’ve been married... http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyEAXcd-
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Spell your name with fictional characters. - awhisperinthewillows: Simon Tam Idris Meredith Rodney McKay... http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyE9YB1X
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Photo: artpixie: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyE8vhU3
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @paulrieckhoff @teresakopec @ceilidhann @geeoharee
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Photo: fuckyeah-nerdery: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyE6wZnR
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Photo: origan123: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyE61-yD
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Photo: terriblyartistic: http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyE5YcO4
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I have to see my gyno next month, I should have her check my uterus for jobs. #Maddow
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Participate in a video letter to Japan one year after the tsunami - "We are still praying for you!" http://bit.ly/zLe5bq #DT @operationSAFE
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @docsaico @rkref @txvoodoo
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Participate in a video letter to Japan one year after the tsunami - "We are still praying for you!" http://bit.ly/zLe5bq #DT @operationSAFE
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @skywaterblue
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @txvoodoo @mexicanmitt @byepluto
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @skywaterblue @azurelunatic @m_buggie @copperbird7
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Insightful read! "When it is All Stripped Away" #opsafe #tsunami http://bit.ly/xQTg7p #DT @operationSAFE
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY
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Children in Japan still need hope: Give, Pray, Volunteer http://crashjapan.com #DT @operationSAFE
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@m_buggie Inorite? *oh-yous at MSNBC*
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Um...MSNBC...This is not the documentary "Sepmer Fi." *facepalm*
24 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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I hope #GovernorProbe starts trending. #maddow
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Dude, everybody is going to be talking about this tomorrow. #GovernorProbe #GovernorVaginalProbe #Maddow Hope she's ready for it. #LoveHer
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This must have been such a hard past couple of weeks for someone who's a self-confessed prude. :P #maddow
24 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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"Actions speek louder than words, 'Governor Probe.'" #maddow
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http://veganlove.tumblr.com/post/17971360525 "If ignorance is bliss, why are Republicans so angry?"
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@idothewriting Not bad. Waiting for the next update of a fic that only updates every other week. You? :)
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I'm sure the Dutch also love all the tulips, windmills, and wooden clogs. lol #Maddow
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Now I want to move to The Netherlands. I could hang out with my old pen pal Sander. :P #maddow
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"If all your viewers would start a country, it would be Holland." #maddow
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Children in Japan still need hope: Give, Pray, Volunteer http://crashjapan.com #DT @operationSAFE
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"The Virginia Monologues." OMG. #maddow
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Please support #opsafe through CRASH Japan (Christian Relief, Assistance, Support and Hope) http://crashjapan.com #DT @operationSAFE
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Proceeds from the beautiful children's book "Ricky the Bear" help children recover from trauma http://amzn.to/zOuyJY #DT @operationSAFE
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Seriously, whoever is in fucking charge of this post. I know its' ten p.m. Just like I knew it was five, and six, am and p.m....
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"Three-two-one-PRISON!" And then "Due to mature subject matter--" and then there's taps on the Ft. Drum loudspeakers. #maddow
10 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@idothewriting Aww, thanks. *blush*
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@idothewriting @sitcomofmylife @m_buggie @Lilaelanor I have a mental image of her picking pieces out of it like it's a crumbling Jenga tower
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Ah, so tonight's #Supernatural hashtag is #clownskill? Hee, I love that one! I'm in.
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10 Feb Maddow App Maddow App ‏ @MaddowApp

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Maddow: War on birth control http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/rachel-maddow-the-gop-war-on-birth-control/2012/02/10/gIQAbZ734Q_story.html #Maddow
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@CJ_Comic Tell me you've seen the "End of Ze World" clip? That's what I was referencing.
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10 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@CJ_Comic Thanks. :)
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@CJ_Comic Well if you don't have any other plans, why not have a nap? (And zen fire ze missiles!)
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9 Feb Vicki Boyung Vicki Boyung ‏ @vboyung

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RT @PirateWench: MT @jawillie: I'm sure #GOP men r in favor of contraception when they're cheating on their wives. #GladMaddowWasBorn
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9 Feb Laura Sperber Laura Sperber ‏ @LauraSperber

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I'm very #GladMaddowWasBorn or I'd do something foolish like eat the garnish. Love you @Maddow!
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10 Feb Pat Baumgardner Pat Baumgardner ‏ @Pat67B

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Message to all GOP toadies....#GladMaddowWasBorn Message to all Catholic bishops...seek out Priest pedophiles and punish them not women.
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#gladmaddowwasborn Just heard about it, but wow, awesome people!
10 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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"Tell all my CPAC peeps I said hi." #maddow
10 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@CJ_Comic We're doing all right, thanks. :) He had to do this big overnight training thing after working all day and he's out like a light.
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10 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@CJ_Comic Dunno. Isn't it only early afternoon you-a-ways?
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10 Feb Bettina Inclan Bettina Inclan ‏ @BettinaInclan

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WI Gov Walker "collective bargaining is not a right ... in the public sector, it's an expensive entitlement..." #CPAC
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Thinking about it, Mitt's problem is that it's hard to imagine him being "severely" anything. He's more of a "mild, wishy-washy." #maddow
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10 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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So o hai Maddow live online!
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Missing the new #supernatural because Chris is zonked out on the couch. He was exhausted so I didn't want to wake him.
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @maddowapp @kshandra @mexicanmitt @copperbird7 @mitchellbard
9 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @thelastword @susanlbrannigan @paulrieckhoff
8 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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daydreamingaimlessly: GORGEOUS. http://tmblr.co/ZrhJFyG7PZ51
8 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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"I just wanna point out that the Catholic hierarchy is male." -- @morningmika THANK YOU MIKA #lastword
8 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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@idothewriting And the memory of those who didn't.
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@idothewriting The return of those who made it back still breathing, I would hope. #maddow
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@GrandmaWat Agreed. There are lots who helped the families and paid attention, but most of the country? Got tired of the coverage. #maddow
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"We are a country that went to war, not a country that watched its military go to war." Interesting. But I think most just watched. #maddow
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@WillAtWork Maybe that guy feels like the parades would be just more lip service? /army wife who can see where he's coming from #maddow
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Also it'd be nice to see veterans with TBI get the same sort of care Gabby Giffords did. We are all important. #maddow
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Very good point. Parades are good but proper mental health care is better. #maddow
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St. Louis is awesome. I got to visit the Arch and everything with Chris when he was stationed at Scott AFB. #maddow
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@emmalabizarre That doesn't surprise me in the least. XD Also, wow, must catch up with CM soon!
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@chrislhayes rocking the nerd sweater. He's adorkable! #maddow
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@m_buggie I have a vague recollection but no screencaps. Though I'm sure they're out there.
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Sing it, Barbara Boxer! #maddow
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@m_buggie No kidding. I was fine with old old Twitter. :P
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@roomerholmes Oh, okay. I haven't used Twitter on my phone in months.
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"The Men Who Stare at Zygotes." OMG. #maddow
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@roomerholmes December? I'm not on Twitter much but it sure looks different from a few weeks ago. *confuzzled*
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8 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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Though I'm disappointed that the new Twitter layout won't let me add text to retweets at the homepage. :(
8 Feb Pam Pam ‏ @idothewriting

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"Enjoy the two hour Ed Show or whatever is put on air... " NOOOOOO D: #maddow
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8 Feb Susan L Brannigan Susan L Brannigan ‏ @susanlbrannigan

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Why did I just start to fall asleep #Maddow #Tpaw #GoodSport
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Hmm, Twitter changed its layout again. Not bad.
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...I thought it was _MR._ Bigglesworth. o.O #maddow
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @maysoonzayid
7 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @mommapolitico
6 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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OpSAFE is running camps in Tohoku, Japan helping children recover from trauma. Donate a tweet http://JustCoz.org/operationSAFE #DT @operationSAFE
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @carelessriver @docsaico @willatwork
5 Feb Simone Jester Simone Jester ‏ @simonejester

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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @morningmika @mexicanmitt
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@DeanCastielFans ...well, it's definitely A ship of Supernatural. I ship any combination of Dean, Sam, and Cas equally. :)
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @azurelunatic @iava
3 Feb Destiel Lovers Destiel Lovers ‏ @iSupportDestiel

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[#Supernatural] "Dean & Castiel" have made it to ROUND 3! Let's help them win again! • Go here to vote: http://eonli.ne/xS3J18 • ⓟⓛⓔⓐⓢⓔ✭ⓇⓉ
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @emmalabizarre
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If the Giants or Pats get a parade, shouldn't Iraq vets? Sign @IAVA's petition: http://bit.ly/ymmv1a @MikeBloomberg @MayorTomMenino
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2 Feb ConundrumK ConundrumK ‏ @ConundrumK

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In some ways we can thank Komen for waking more people up to the threat against PP. Everyone I know is ready to fight for them now. #Maddow
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2 Feb WA4Marriage WA4Marriage ‏ @WA4Marriage

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If you had more spring in your step today because marriage passed the WA Senate pls RT #wa4m #LGBT
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@luchalibrarian No real loss then. ;)
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@luchalibrarian Strange. I keep getting random spam followers despite rarely being online. :P
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Mitt's not the droid (tm) they're looking for. #Maddow
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Hey Christians, you really need to take your religion back from these GOP nut job haters. I'd appreciate that. #socialjusticeisJesus
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Why, oh why did the Jawas bring the RomneyBot 3000 out of the desert?! #maddow
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2 Feb TheBlasphemingBitch TheBlasphemingBitch ‏ @LadyAtheist

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If you receive federal funds you should not be exempt from federal law.
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2 Feb Laura Sperber Laura Sperber ‏ @LauraSperber

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Hey Rick, where in the Bible does Jesus tell the poor and sick to essentially fuck off and stop bothering him? You sack of shit. #Maddow
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2 Feb WillAtWork WillAtWork ‏ @WillAtWork

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Do you seriously think no one would have an interest in healing the sick if there wasn't a profit motive to make them do it? #Maddow
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I know it's petty, but I'd really like to punch Rick Santorum in the face. #maddow
2 Feb WillAtWork WillAtWork ‏ @WillAtWork

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I can't imagine how miserable it would be to think money is the only reason anything in the world happens. #Maddow
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @allyouzombies @maysoonzayid
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"I get it less than most people." #maddow #LOL
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