Twitter: April 2011

[simonejester]

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Allison Rockey
AllisonRockey Allison Rockey
by simonejester
RT @smkeyes: MT @cbellantoni: Admin official on OBL's body: Will be handled in accordance w/ Islamic practice & tradition
4 hours ago
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@LadyAtheist Alas. *sigh*
1 hour ago
TheBlasphemingBitch
LadyAtheist TheBlasphemingBitch
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One thing I've learned from twitter tonight: America isn't allowed to have one good moment without getting bitched at. Thanks.
1 hour ago
Simone Jester
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@daveweigel Toby Keith is NEVER okay. D:
1 hour ago
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@dawnam Is Lou Dobbs secret pulling strings over there or something? :P
1 hour ago
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Overheard: Chris and I re: #Osama Finally Killed - Chris: So can the military have the week off now? Me:... http://tumblr.com/xc62csc7sh
1 hour ago
Simone Jester
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Chris, just now: "So can the military have the week off now?" #obl
1 hour ago
May B.
MayBInSpace May B.
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"Mom, where were you when Osama Bin Laden was killed?" "...playing World of Warcraft."
5 hours ago
TheBlasphemingBitch
LadyAtheist TheBlasphemingBitch
by simonejester
I knew it. #tcot are still being complete assholes while giving credit to Bush. They refuse to accept a black democrat president got Osama.
5 hours ago
Paul Rieckhoff
PaulRieckhoff Paul Rieckhoff
by simonejester
Standing on the pile at Ground Zero, I never imagined it would take almost 10 years for this to happen. #OBL #GlobalHighFive
5 hours ago
frederick kardatzke
zapher134 frederick kardatzke
by simonejester
last decade was defined by our war against bin Laden...new decade is being defined right now arab democracy, arab freedom - @richardengelnbc
5 hours ago
sarken
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@idothewriting Nope, but I'm all for celebrating the symbolic victories, especially when it's all we got.
5 hours ago
Simone Jester
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @copperbird7 @dawnam @stonermc @mommapolitico @nerdyhbic
2 hours ago
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@decemberviolet Haha okay. <3
2 hours ago
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@decemberviolet Oh. Okay. Sorry for being selfish.
2 hours ago
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
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RT @watergatesummer: great #Obama Poster -Message to the Damn #Birthers... on Twitpic http://twitpic.com/4s8wsj via @AddThis #wiunion
2 hours ago
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Photo: roryw: I have a Rory and I’ll never be worthy of him. http://tumblr.com/xc62crybyd
2 hours ago
StateDept
StateDept StateDept
by simonejester
U.S. citizens traveling and residing abroad should be alert to the potential for anti-American violence: http://go.usa.gov/bN4 @TravelGov
4 hours ago
joshua epstein
thejoshuablog joshua epstein
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.@KarlRove Why is it that @Barackobama keeps having to clean up ur former boss' messes? #p2 #p2blogs #tcot #OBL #wallstreet #fiancialcrisis
3 hours ago
NewYorkObserver
NewYorkObserver NewYorkObserver
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Sohaib Athar: The Guy Who Live-Tweeted Osama Bin Laden's Death: http://t.co/KCmrdT4
3 hours ago
NewYorkObserver
NewYorkObserver NewYorkObserver
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Afghanistan veterans draped in Army tees and flags. The man on the left is a purple heart recipient. http://t.co/nJPlKnW
3 hours ago
NewYorkObserver
NewYorkObserver NewYorkObserver
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And the vuvuzelas have come out! http://t.co/20O7Nsz
3 hours ago
College Democrats
CollegeDems College Democrats
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We are thankful for the service of our brave men and women overseas who finally brought Osama Bin Laden to justice
6 hours ago
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@maddow And their families!
2 hours ago
Rachel Maddow MSNBC
maddow Rachel Maddow MSNBC
by simonejester
A huge night for the country and the world, but particularly for post-9/11 US military vets and intelligence personnel.
5 hours ago
Rachel Maddow MSNBC
maddow Rachel Maddow MSNBC
by simonejester
The instant flood of misspelled antigay all-caps hate mail is a better indicator than any Google alert that yr name's on Drudge.
14 hours ago
Simone Jester
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@AndiWhiteberry And my husband will still have NTC in the fall or winter anyhow. At least #binladenisdead.
3 hours ago
Leandrah Whiteberry
AndiWhiteberry Leandrah Whiteberry
by simonejester
Dear #US #military who have been fighting for 10 years: Enjoy this victory tonight. You all earned it. #binladenisdead.
3 hours ago
Rene G.
rcg99 Rene G.
by simonejester
RT @Symbolman .@KeithOlbermann McCain attacked Obama during '08 campaign for saying he'd go into Pakistan after Bin Laden. Oops.
3 hours ago
Simone Jester
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Are there any live feeds still going on? MSNBC preferred but CNN would do. Or Fox News for the lulz. Thanks!
3 hours ago
Russell Crowe
russelljcrowe Russell Crowe
by simonejester
@bonniegrrl Alabama needs your help. Please donate to the Red Cross Tornado fund or give blood. We are hurting down here. Appreciate a RT
4 hours ago
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Photo: http://tumblr.com/xc62crpfl0
3 hours ago
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
by simonejester
This made me cry. RT @a_picazo: @shannynmoore then you *must* see this :) http://tinyurl.com/6jv23bz
3 hours ago
daveweigel
daveweigel daveweigel
by simonejester
Obama swag appears http://plixi.com/p/97976895
3 hours ago
Kevin Eder
keder Kevin Eder
by simonejester
Donald Trump demands to see Bin Laden's long-form death certificate.
5 hours ago
Bob Powers
bobpowers1 Bob Powers
by simonejester
"I loosened it." -Bush
6 hours ago
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Crow? Humble Pie? Call it whatever you want but EAT IT: http://is.gd/Dt7usH
3 hours ago
sarken
sarking sarken
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Dad: "They said they're gonna have Joe Biden on to describe how big a deal this is." I WOULD PAY FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
5 hours ago
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Photo: cybertronian-princess: FUCK YEAH :D http://tumblr.com/xc62cr2ov2
4 hours ago
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@decemberviolet Alrighty. :)
4 hours ago
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@decemberviolet It's either that or stringy yucky hair like the time I wound up in your first vlog.
4 hours ago
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@decemberviolet I'll use extra conditioner then. ;P
4 hours ago
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@decemberviolet Eh, not really. How 'bout we celebrate tomorrow, before the restaurants close?
4 hours ago
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Wow, all that celebrating outside the White House. SUCK IT DUBYA!
5 hours ago
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@decemberviolet Want to? I'm not sure what's open at this hour.
5 hours ago
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@decemberviolet Oh, I did too. It was only those two words that irked me.
5 hours ago
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@allyouzombies Yeah, that was good. Except for the "under God," the whole speech was pitch-perfect.
5 hours ago
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@kelachrome Me too. Also mouthy, which is probably worse. :P
5 hours ago
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@allyouzombies Nonsense. It was the perfect time for him to be inclusive.
5 hours ago
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@kelachrome Ya. The rest was spot-on though.
5 hours ago
Mitchell Bard
MitchellBard Mitchell Bard
by simonejester
RT @lizzwinstead So while the amateurs in GOP were trying to defund PBS, Obama was busy catching Bin Laden.
5 hours ago
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OY WITH THE "UNDER GOD"
5 hours ago
j s
allyouzombies j s
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"osama was not a muslim leader." this actually makes me so happy that he put it in the death announcement speech.
5 hours ago
Agent Intern Mira
docsaico Agent Intern Mira
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I fully support us all getting the day off tomorrow. #ObamaStatement
5 hours ago
sarken
sarking sarken
by simonejester
Obama: Everybody, chill out. He got this.
5 hours ago
The Last Word
TheLastWord The Last Word
by simonejester
President Obama: I told Leon Panetta to make capture of #OBL number one priority.
5 hours ago
Simone Jester
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That's my skeptical junior-enlisted Darling. XD
5 hours ago
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I just woke up my husband to tell him. He was happy--but also said he'd believe it when he saw bin Laden's charred remains.
5 hours ago
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Up and watching MSNBC on the internet. #watchingmsnbc
5 hours ago
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Photo: *le sad* http://tumblr.com/xc62cpgb6m
5 hours ago
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@lady_bluetooth Yeah. *le sigh*
6 hours ago
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@lady_bluetooth *sigh* Yeah, I suppose. I guess I don't need that kind of temptation while we're in debt.
7 hours ago
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Photo: mr-derp-herpin: I http://tumblr.com/xc62ckjp9s
10 hours ago
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Photo: fuckyeah-nerdery: That would be an awesome tell-all. Or at least an awesome fanfic! http://tumblr.com/xc62cfmf2z
15 hours ago
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@lady_bluetooth Thanks. Figures Uncle Sam (jerk) would send us to Boring New York instead of Interesting New York.
17 hours ago
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@lady_bluetooth Yeah, but it's a six hour drive to NYC and I'd be afraid to go myself and Chris would need a pass and...someday.
19 hours ago
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Texas May Strip Away Transgender Marriage Rights - heylookneato: ^^^ THIS. http://tumblr.com/xc62cbo9s9
20 hours ago
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Love this font! Download New Fonts {March 11, 2010} on Fonts for Peas http://t.co/WFwPvlM via @kevinandamanda
23 hours ago
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@lady_bluetooth And Fairbanks had two fantastic (though pricey) specialty stores, though most of what they sold was wool.
23 hours ago
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@lady_bluetooth There's Michaels and Jo Ann in Watertown but they suck compared to the ones in Fairbanks.
23 hours ago
Elon James White
elonjames Elon James White
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"The folks who have gotten past race are largely the same folks who didn't have to deal with it in the first place." - http://wapo.st/jcsgVN
29 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @kyoorochi @docsaico @kshandra @skywaterblue @kelachrome
1 May
Dump Donald Trump
DumpDTrump Dump Donald Trump
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"Donald Trump: you're gonna have hell toupee!" #ProtestSign #WHCD #NerdProm #DumpTrump http://on.fb.me/jtUrUE
30 Apr
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Linkspam #105 http://j.mp/jCpdty
1 May
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@lady_bluetooth Oh. I just mean stuff like Caron and Red Heart. Wal-Mart stuff
1 May
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Why just invite Rory, Amy and River? What about Jack, Martha and Wilf? #doctorwho
1 May
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
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This is Sunday, May 1st, 2011 - 8 years since President George W. Bush declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq. & he's still full of shit
1 May
PostSecret
postsecret PostSecret
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I'm watching the facebook share button tonight to see if it goes over 100,000. http://www.postsecret.com
1 May
Simone Jester
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RT @docsaico: Is anyone comfortable discussing sex with their siblings? / Not I.
1 May
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@lady_bluetooth Oh. I started with cheap worsted weight yarn so that could be it.
1 May
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@raysgal @sarcasticsra I agree! And the boyfriend, belike.
1 May
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@lady_bluetooth Well that is thin yarn to me. I prefer worsted to chunky weights.
1 May
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My family name mentioned on #doctorwho! #Aldrin
1 May
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I still don't much like Rory but I feel very sorry for him. #doctorwho
1 May
Keauna McLaughlin
kiksmclaughlin Keauna McLaughlin
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MY BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER IS MISSING!!!!!!!! CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND PLEEEAAASSSEEEE re-post, especially if you (cont) http://tl.gd/a69ocg
30 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth Ah. :) I just have less patience for thinner yarns.
1 May
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Dear BBC America, WATER TABLE. #doctorwho
30 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth Oh, okay. One day I'll have the patience for amigurumi.
30 Apr
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@sarking Ah.
30 Apr
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Photo: caraobrien: Awwwww! :) http://tumblr.com/xc62c62u7r
30 Apr
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@sarking Last time I went to Gap the saleslady recommended "capri pants might go down to your ankles." That shop had no petites.
30 Apr
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@Lilalanor http://plixi.com/p/97259083 Prettyful!
30 Apr
The Hype
hype9857 The Hype
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@sallykern is an embarrassment to the entire state of Oklahoma and, in fact, the United States itself. She is a bigot through and through.
29 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth Aww! Are you taking pics as you go? I prefer crocheting in the round too. :)
30 Apr
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@jennileerose XD
30 Apr
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LALALALA SHANIA TWAIN IS NOT ON MY TV SHE NEVER EXISTED SHE NEVER SANG NO SONGS THAT NEED DESTRUCTION BY FUCKING NUKES
30 Apr
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@m_buggie @mellisha19 @kelachrome @emmalabizarre @idothewriting @jennylehman2 @nmcbrat @amaditalks @drakepancake *squiiiiiiish*
30 Apr
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Photo: True that! http://tumblr.com/xc62c1m2q7
30 Apr
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Photo: Tricksy olyfaunt! http://tumblr.com/xc62bx8aap
30 Apr
Cat Food Breath
CatFoodBreath Cat Food Breath
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Don't go to bed angry . . . stay up and plot your revenge.
29 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth Okay, that I can understand. Especially since said Trekkies and I were at a post-church lunch and I'm an atheist. :P
30 Apr
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@Slfriend79 British, of course! I'm not a fan of the American one either.
30 Apr
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I ♥ #topgear. That is all.
30 Apr
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Photo: Easter 1 Taken in early April. http://tumblr.com/xc62btlp4r
30 Apr
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Photo: AWESOME. http://tumblr.com/xc62btemeh
30 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth *heehee* One of my fondest memories is of talking Trek with friends. :)
30 Apr
ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS
ATHEISTAGNOSTIC ATHEISTS & AGNOSTICS
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I will not be praying. #nonationaldayofprayer
29 Apr
Agent Intern Mira
docsaico Agent Intern Mira
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Scenes from a Hat: What Drew Whispers in His Date's Ear. Ryan: "Keep the change." #WhoseLine
29 Apr
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@kshandra Ya, that's what it'd take. *le sigh*
30 Apr
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Linkspam #104 http://j.mp/ip68V0
30 Apr
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This http://is.gd/TQvJK4 would be so perfect for my cousin's wedding next month. Too bad it's laughably/prohibitively/depressingly expensive
30 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @thegodless
30 Apr
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Photo: rhamphotheca: http://tumblr.com/xc62boev7d
29 Apr
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RT @shannynmoore: Is it wrong to wear a tiara and watch Dexter? #askingforafriend / Naaaaah ;)
29 Apr
pourmecoffee
pourmecoffee pourmecoffee
by simonejester
Tune in to BBC After Dark tonight for "The Consummation."
29 Apr
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
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RT @OTOOLEFAN: @shannynmoore LOL. You're such a commoner. / I prefer Duchess of Homer.
29 Apr
Catherine Connors
herbadmother Catherine Connors
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Random lady to me: 'That's a big church. Are they Catholic?' Me: 'Yes, totally. ROMAN CATHOLIC.' #royalwedding #LOLprotestantjokes
29 Apr
Paul_Cornell
Paul_Cornell Paul_Cornell
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Woman with Cthulhu on her hat, right behind the Queen. And there's Servalan. 'What?' pink Cthulhu woman is saying.
29 Apr
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Photo: The LA Times provides us with a refreshingly honest story hed and dek. #JournalismFTW http://tumblr.com/xc62bjqhiy
29 Apr
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Photo: hypsterical: Nicely done! http://tumblr.com/xc62bfrfxo
29 Apr
Relly
RellyAB Relly
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It's like a Tory Political Broadcast wet dream. Masses of entitled people singing about their entitlement.
29 Apr
Marcus Ryan comedian
itsmarcusryan Marcus Ryan comedian
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'God Save the Queen' Please can we see QILF Lizzy face the crowd with two thumbs up pointing at herself 'GOD SAVE ME BITCHES!' #RoyalWedding
29 Apr
Craig Reucassel
craigreucassel Craig Reucassel
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Dear Queen. I watched exactly 0 seconds of the wedding. You win. So do I.
29 Apr
txvoodoo
txvoodoo txvoodoo
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RT @CapehartJ: Prince Harry and the brother-in-law make a smashing couple. Oh, wait......dang.
29 Apr
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I find that confusing and amusing. :P RT @Lilalanor: Australia. Where it's patriotic to barely know the words & not the second verse #ehyes
29 Apr
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Photo: XD http://tumblr.com/xc62bck7bi
29 Apr
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@azurelunatic And it's a good fic so far. :)
29 Apr
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@azurelunatic I perked up at the Vorkosigan! Have read enough of the series now to safely read fic. :)
29 Apr
Elizabeth Windsor
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Mrs Cameron and Mrs Clegg look a bit uncomfortable. But then their husbands are holding hands.
29 Apr
The Last Word
TheLastWord The Last Word
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Some of these shots make it look like we are spying on the couple. #rw11 #royalwedding #lastword.
29 Apr
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@Ceilidhann *offers many hugs*
29 Apr
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Heehee #bemoreamerican #noreally ;P RT @TheLastWord: In a pithy phrase- why is everything better in British? #lastword #rw2011 #royalwedding
29 Apr
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@MHarrisPerry Great kid! Well raised apparently. :)
29 Apr
Melissa Harris-Perry
MHarrisPerry Melissa Harris-Perry
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I love that she is drinking tea, eating scones, watching a wedding & it inspires racialized anti-imperial furor. She's 9! LOL
29 Apr
The Last Word
TheLastWord The Last Word
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no pressure: @AP: Prince William, Kate Middleton are married; expected to revitalize British monarchy #royalwedding #rw2011 #royalwedding
29 Apr
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@Ceilidhann It'll be rerun ad nauseam. I was beginning my TARDIS comforter and listening to the most recent Vorkosigan novel.
29 Apr
Elizabeth Windsor
Queen_UK Elizabeth Windsor
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One does wish Nick Clegg would stop winking at me.
29 Apr
Peapods
Peapods Peapods
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Dude, do we have to sit through Church now? Cause, I don't have enough beer for that. Also, it's light outside.
29 Apr
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I really wish William looked less like my butthead little brother. #royalwedding
29 Apr
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#royalwedding RT @UmSureWhyNot: Its so weird how William looks like a blushing nerdy commoner about to marry a princess.
29 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @mcfangirl @non_idealist @kyoorochi
29 Apr
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All this math is making my head hurt though. It was never my best subject.
29 Apr
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I'm actually using algebra for this. Must visit my high school when I'm home for my cousin's wedding in May. #thankateacher
29 Apr
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Seriously doing the math on that TARDIS blanket. Got a picture and some graph paper, allons-y! #doctorwho
29 Apr
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sheethkalshahar asked: thanks for the follow. :] http://tumblr.com/xc62b8y6z9
29 Apr
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Linkspam #103 http://j.mp/jFLZL0
29 Apr
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Oh my goodness, Katie Miller went and got a...well, a Rachel 'do! #nonotthatrachel #maddow
28 Apr
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Photo: multiperv: Okay, I am going to make one of these. Hmm, what’s the perfect blue? http://tumblr.com/xc62b84bcv
28 Apr
Christopher Hayes
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Hilarious how every R stresses to town halls there's no change to Medicare if you're over 55. You're our base!We're screwing your grandkids!
28 Apr
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@Lilalanor http://plixi.com/p/96828099 And colorful! :)
28 Apr
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Photo: scotterwho: Awwwww! :) http://tumblr.com/xc62b7lt5q
28 Apr
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@Lilalanor *HUUUUGS*
28 Apr
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@Lilalanor Pics?? ;)
28 Apr
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@Lilalanor *squishyhugs*
28 Apr
Ana V
NerdyHBIC Ana V
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Bitches supporting criminalization in class better watch out, b/c I'm ready to slay them with facts and snatch their wigs with my arguments.
28 Apr
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Photo: cammyinabox: Right on! http://tumblr.com/xc62b2jxjg
28 Apr
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Photo: http://tumblr.com/xc62ayauez
28 Apr
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Photo: artpixie: Prettyful! http://tumblr.com/xc62avgbx3
28 Apr
Laurie
LaurieHurson Laurie
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Sustainable prosperity. Engagement over militarization. sounds good to me #maddow
27 Apr
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True that! #lastword RT @zestylime: lmfao lmfao that cameraman needs to be given a medal and a promotion
28 Apr
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Alas, probably true. RT @CNell_NZ: We're relying on Democrats taking political risks for Afghanistan? Oh god, we're screwed. #maddow
28 Apr
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@
@roomerholmes I hope you (and your home) are in one piece still.
28 Apr
Bernadette
rightfullyleft Bernadette
by simonejester
Bush could not even complete a sentence in english...no one questioned his birth place #maddow
27 Apr
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@godlessgirl 'Tis a good feeling. :)
28 Apr
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THE MOON LANDING HAPPENED. #maddow
28 Apr
sarken
sarking sarken
by simonejester
"Bullshit" needs to become an acceptable word to us on TV news and it needs to happen now. #maddow
27 Apr
SIR LIME
zestylime SIR LIME
by simonejester
oh gohmert. there is a federal birther bill. it's called the constitution.
27 Apr
Simone Jester
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @sarking @stonermc @susanlbrannigan @mommapolitico @cnell_nz
28 Apr
Simone Jester
simonejester Simone Jester
*epic fistbump* RT @byepluto: The particular quote is "Selling is legal, fucking is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal?".
28 Apr
Chris Linnell
CNell_NZ Chris Linnell
by simonejester
God, conspiracy theories are so stu-- HEY. Aliens are real, okay! #maddow
27 Apr
sarken
sarking sarken
by simonejester
WHAT. Only 36% of Americans believe aliens have visited? I AM OFFENDED. Watch more X-Files, people! :P #maddow
27 Apr
Simone Jester
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*applauds* RT @byepluto: I'm citing the Bible and George Carlin in my research paper; I'm so fucking proud of myself. @kelly_carlin
28 Apr
Rachel herzog
rachelzog Rachel herzog
by simonejester
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of birthers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced #maddow #p2
27 Apr
Simone Jester
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Am interested to see last night's #maddow based on the tweets I'm reading now.
28 Apr
Chris Linnell
CNell_NZ Chris Linnell
by simonejester
"No, you were not high. It really happened. Even if you were high. Seriously, it happened." #maddow
27 Apr
Jim Sutton
jim__sutton Jim Sutton
by simonejester
Today after viewing @BarackObama's birth certificate, Trump shoved his head back up his ass, indicating six more weeks of racism. #maddow
27 Apr
Simone Jester
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Photo: waitingonmyrocket: So much for the “signature braid,” huh? :P http://tumblr.com/xc62aqq450
27 Apr
ECM
emmalabizarre ECM
by simonejester
FUCK OFF JEROME CORSI. #maddow
27 Apr
Cleolinda Jones
cleolinda Cleolinda Jones
by simonejester
I think We Don't Have Time For This Silliness should be the new Down With This Sort Of Thing protest sign.
27 Apr
Steph Herold
IAmDrTiller Steph Herold
by simonejester
BOOM! RT @DCdebbie: Obama revealed long-form birth certificate. Now it's time for birthers to reveal their long-form white robes.
27 Apr
skywaterblue
skywaterblue skywaterblue
by simonejester
@
@susanlbrannigan no wai
27 Apr
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Photo: http://tumblr.com/xc62alwetl
27 Apr
Ezra Klein
ezraklein Ezra Klein
by simonejester
Conspiracy theory: The Obama administration wants to run against Trump, and this is their effort to strengthen him in the GOP primary.
27 Apr
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Photo: Haruka-sama, look at me! ;) http://tumblr.com/xc62ahp3q4
27 Apr
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Photo: doilydyke: PEEEEEEEEPS. http://tumblr.com/xc62aex7rf
27 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @rightfullyleft @nzlistener @aablog
27 Apr
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Photo: *sporfle* http://tumblr.com/xc62aa54ut
26 Apr
ECM
emmalabizarre ECM
by simonejester
"My physicians say it relaxes the throat." "They're idiots." "They've all been knighted." "Makes it official, then." #KingsSpeech
25 Apr
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Photo: rankurusu: LAWL. XD http://tumblr.com/xc62a5btpq
26 Apr
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Photo: PINGU :D http://tumblr.com/xc62a14ca4
26 Apr
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Photo: So true. *sigh* http://tumblr.com/xc629y64i8
26 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @eugene_robinson @sarking @non_idealist @kyoorochi
26 Apr
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@
@aliya You're certainly a great supporter of fanfic writing. :)
26 Apr
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@m_buggie @Lilalanor YES, what Buggie said!
26 Apr
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All this Bible talk on tonight's #lastword is uncomfortable for me, but I like the liberal interpretation--and the quotes!
25 Apr
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UGH SHUT THE FUCK UP FRANKLIN GRAHAM #lastword
25 Apr
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Photo: themuckofages: AGREED. http://tumblr.com/xc629t46u3
25 Apr
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Photo: My sympathy for whomever wrote this. http://tumblr.com/xc629o8tur
25 Apr
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Linkspam #102 http://j.mp/giKudF
25 Apr
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Why Does Jon Kyl Hate Women? - › In light of Jon Kyl’s ongoing outrageous public comments, I’ve come to the... http://tumblr.com/xc629jsi8c
25 Apr
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Photo: Awwwww! :D http://tumblr.com/xc629ghw34
25 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @azurelunatic @copperbird7 @cnell_nz
25 Apr
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Photo: Coooooooooool. XD http://tumblr.com/xc629b8dny
24 Apr
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Photo: stfusexists: YES. I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the end you right... http://tumblr.com/xc6299cwjq
24 Apr
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24 Apr
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Photo: aplacetolovedogs: So adorable! http://tumblr.com/xc6291l4h2
24 Apr
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@
@antitheistangie Yeah. O.o
24 Apr
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Photo: fuckyeah-nerdery: I read a statistic yesterday that said 40% of women prefer masturbation to sex.... http://tumblr.com/xc628xyohl
24 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @samikay @mcfangirl @docsaico @raysgal
24 Apr
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@
@Lilalanor *huggyhugs*
24 Apr
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@
@txvoodoo Touche!
24 Apr
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I hate living in mine too. Empathy, you has it. RT @kelachrome: I hate living in my brain.
24 Apr
Elijah Rising
beatitudes Elijah Rising
by simonejester
"Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead." — Kurt Vonnegut
23 Apr
Lauren G
geeoharee Lauren G
by simonejester
Only everyone RT @johnleesandiego: anyone else more excited about the season premiere of Doctor Who than that wedding of Will and Kate?
23 Apr
Simone Jester
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#ifihadatimemachine I'd take hi-res scans of the entire pre-destruction Library of Alexandria. (Am I boring?)
23 Apr
Prince William
William_HRH Prince William
by simonejester
Hearing a horrid rumour that Kanye West has an invite. Best pack away the microphones and seat him at the back.
21 Feb
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@
@Lilalanor What's the title? I'd like to look it up.
23 Apr
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@Slfriend79 Yeah...and it seemed to dumb down the premise somewhat.
23 Apr
Briana Renee
raysgal Briana Renee
by simonejester
There's the "In Memory of Elisabeth Sladen", which should have been at the beginning of the episode. #doctorwho
23 Apr
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Photo: makeyourownmiracles: I like this. XD http://tumblr.com/xc628sfsvr
23 Apr
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@
@idothewriting :)
23 Apr
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@m_buggie @Lilalanor Dunno if there is one but I agree there should be!
23 Apr
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@raysgal Yeah, no kidding. :P
23 Apr
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@idothewriting I suppose, but having, say, a basement in FL is super expensive because of the waterproofing that'd be needed.
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor I like that version better too.
23 Apr
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Tunnels under the whole planet, or most? Well if you can do that I suppose you could do advanced waterproofing. #doctorwho
23 Apr
Briana Renee
raysgal Briana Renee
by simonejester
RT @sparklystuff: "Lovely fellows. Two of them fancied me." I approve of this version of US History. #doctorwho
23 Apr
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How are the tunnels that DEEP in Florida? They're under the water table! #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@raysgal To continue the rarity of #doctorwho episodes without at least one death? *shrugs*
23 Apr
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@
@pineapplecakes Yeah, but BBCA is their USA channel. No need for it there. There are British shows like Black Books and Blackadder and such.
23 Apr
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"Where does this go?" Not far, since Florida's at sea level! #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@
@idothewriting That would be awesome.
23 Apr
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@
@raysgal No kidding.
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor I'm looking forward to seeing you in New York!
23 Apr
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@
@disingenius Stereotypes go in all directions. But yeah, I suppose.
23 Apr
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Me neither! RT @ATHEISTAGNOSTIC: I will not be praying. #nonationaldayofprayer
23 Apr
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@
@quarantedeux Ah. I did meen that about 75 percent, but it was 25 percent awesome. :)
23 Apr
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Can my Twitter friends agree on being sick of royal wedding coverage since I have such blasphemous fandom opinions?
23 Apr
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@cjthecomedian Okie. :)
23 Apr
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@pineapplecakes @quarantedeux I just think BBCA should show non-American programs. We have American channels for that here in America.
23 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth This is my first watch-through. Should be interesting.
23 Apr
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@cjthecomedian Cool! I'm tweeting it so you might want to block the #doctorwho tag if you don't want spoilers.
23 Apr
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Huh! I was right about Nixon! #doctorwho
23 Apr
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And all of America is either Texas or New York. :P #doctorwho
23 Apr
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Okay, weeeeeeeird and dickish Eleven... #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@
@pineapplecakes No need to fight. Is just two people's opinions.
23 Apr
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@pineapplecakes Yeah.
23 Apr
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@
@pineapplecakes Or she needed more transfusions. They could have at least tried it.
23 Apr
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@pineapplecakes Not those kind of flaws. It's just shoddy workmanship in that case.
23 Apr
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@idothewriting Is okay. I have 1 through 4.0 already.
23 Apr
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@pineapplecakes (2) Starbuck and Laura's death.
23 Apr
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@pineapplecakes I liked the first season best. To each hir own. S4 had too much bad writing and stupid shit like the non-explanation of (1)
23 Apr
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@pineapplecakes Head!Six was irritating, had a reflection and could touch things. And the writers admitted being slack with the plot.
23 Apr
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@idothewriting I still respect your opinions, yanno. ♥
23 Apr
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@pineapplecakes The Sixes and 4.5 just ruined it. I liked the episode with the chief and the refinery strike though. :)
23 Apr
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@idothewriting Yeah. Rory still sucks but I'm warming to River and Amy.
23 Apr
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BBC is gonna be showing BSG? Faaaaaaail. Not just 'cause BSG sucks but because it's American! Show British stuff please!
23 Apr
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Dam. Guess it was too much to hope for a regeneration. :P #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@idothewriting I'm watching anyway so it's not like I'm giving up on the franchise.
23 Apr
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simonejester Simone Jester
#doctorwho tiemz finally!
23 Apr
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@jesidres Ooh, very nice!
23 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth Could be. The plot was kinda wonky through the whole season.
23 Apr
Briana Renee
raysgal Briana Renee
by simonejester
RT @LJHalsall: Always annoys me that river song thinks she knows how to drive the tardis better then the doctor #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth I find him irritating. His dedication to Amy was admirable but the character was badly written and acted.
23 Apr
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@
@lady_bluetooth I like fandom but I don't see much point in arguing about character preferences or 'ships. I'm just in it for fic and fanart
23 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth Amy is finally growing on me. I was hoping Rory would stay nonexustent.
23 Apr
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
by simonejester
RT @bbohrer: House gavels in, 32 members indicate their presence /There's a think tank almost on empty.
23 Apr
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simonejester Simone Jester
I'd still like fic where River Song is a Time Lady and one incarnation is Miss Frizzle with a Magic School Bus TARDIS. #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@lady_bluetooth It's taken this re-watch to like Amy at all. Rory is still the worst. And I don't spend much time in fandom itself so meh.
23 Apr
Rick
Fissioninferno Rick
by simonejester
"Conservatism is the political ideology that states that everything your dad did was right, except that he should have beat you harder." -ED
23 Apr
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@
@lady_bluetooth Opinions are subjective.
23 Apr
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Yeah, except Matt fucking Smith just brings the reckless childishness, he doesn't bring the ancient. #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@
@antitheistangie My brother is the opposite: pro-choice but anti-GLBTQ rights. :P
23 Apr
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simonejester Simone Jester
Oh look, hipster Matt Smith. *unimpressed* #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@
@byepluto Yeah, I know. Their fuckity is just...different, even when it's similar.
23 Apr
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@roomerholmes A busy street, I hear. ;)
23 Apr
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Too true, Matt Smith you douche. The Doctor's coolness has nothing to do with you. #doctorwho
23 Apr
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@
@decemberviolet :)
23 Apr
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@byepluto I hope to feel the same when I go. I'd like to move there someday. /godless liberal queer from the South
23 Apr
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@
@decemberviolet A villain character or argument you make up just so you can publicly knock it down.
23 Apr
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This #doctorwho Scrooge is a really, REALLY bad straw man. Eh.
23 Apr
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@
@erinpuff I don't blame you one bit. I'm just glad I'm not four time zones behind EST tonight. (aka back in Alaska)
23 Apr
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This #doctorwho Christmas special is a good reminder that this is a children's show.
23 Apr
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@m_buggie @Lilalanor Seconded! I'm ready to whoop some damn ass!
23 Apr
Martha
phillygirl64 Martha
by simonejester
Here kitty kitty RT @thinkprogress: 2 years ago, Sean Hannity offered to be waterboarded for charity. http://thkpr.gs/dYZN8g #stillwaiting
23 Apr
Simone Jester
simonejester Simone Jester
@
@m_buggie *fistbump*
23 Apr
Patrick Strudwick
PatrickStrud Patrick Strudwick
by simonejester
Kate Middleton's engagement ring is worth £32m? This is £4m more than the Home Office's total 4-year spend on services for abused women.
21 Apr
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I approbe of Dr. Song shooting the fez! #doctorwho
23 Apr
PostSecret
postsecret PostSecret
by simonejester
"Students at Trent U have started leaving sticky notes with words of encouragement all over campus to help with exam stress." RT@mara_beyea
23 Apr
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Photo: fuckyeah-nerdery: Awwwwwww! http://tumblr.com/xc628nxyr0
23 Apr
Susan L Brannigan
susanlbrannigan Susan L Brannigan
by simonejester
Why A Michigan High School is Ground Zero for US Politics: http://on.msnbc.com/frIu7S #Maddow #edreform #education
23 Apr
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@
@cjthecomedian Awwwww, congrats!
23 Apr
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@
@ClinicEscort Awesomecakes!
23 Apr
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@
@queer_theory *offers hugs and tea*
23 Apr
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@m_buggie @Lilalanor Y'all have my sword and my axe.
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor :)
23 Apr
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@sarking My sympathies despite weighing two of you. Damn near impossible to find full-figure petites.
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor @m_buggie @kelachrome @drakepancake @amadiwhispers Awwwww! :)
23 Apr
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Read tweets, scroll up some. Read tweets, scroll up some. Kick self for missing stuff.
23 Apr
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@
@Lilalanor *HUGS*
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor http://plixi.com/p/95022724 Very yes!
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor http://plixi.com/p/95022200 w00t! Prettyful!
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor Ooooh, silky!dress! Did you take any pics?
23 Apr
ECM
emmalabizarre ECM
by simonejester
"This is where we live; here, now. These are our lives. They're fragile and precarious. They're miraculous; they're all we have." #wallander
22 Apr
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@susanlbrannigan :D
23 Apr
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@susanlbrannigan The most interesting woman in the world doesn't bother making beer commercials. :P
23 Apr
Felix
Felix_K_ Felix
by simonejester
If you don't know what Easter is all about; it's the weekend Jesus dies and comes back to life as a bunny that hands out chocolates to kids.
22 Apr
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@
@m_buggie @Lilalanor @kelachrome @emmalabizarre @idothewriting @jennylehman2 @nmcbrat @drakepancake. *puppy pile hugs back*
23 Apr
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@
@Lilalanor You are very pretty. :)
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor Excellent! :)
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor Having fun?
23 Apr
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@Ceilidhann Indeedy. :)
23 Apr
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@lid86 That's what paperbacks are for I suppose. I get hardcovers when I want something for my archive.
23 Apr
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@Ceilidhann Ah. I'm watching my manchild play the game now. The dialogue is awesome--the first one or two times. :P
23 Apr
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That made me squee out loud. RT @CNell_NZ: Oh SNAP, HuffPo. #maddow
23 Apr
Chris Linnell
CNell_NZ Chris Linnell
by simonejester
"That's right before someone in the audience starts going 'Paul. Paul? PAUL.' I love that part." #maddow
22 Apr
Simone Jester
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YES. (Am godless but like the sentiment.) RT @Lilalanor: WHATSOEVER YOU DO TO THE LEAST OF MY BROTHERS YOU ALSO DO TO ME. QE FRACKING D.
23 Apr
Ali Davis
Ali_Davis Ali Davis
by simonejester
This footage should be run every time the GOP claims to care what happens to pregnant women. #Maddow
22 Apr
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simonejester Simone Jester
*sigh* I wish! RT @emmalabizarre: CAN WE DISCUSS ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY WITHOUT BRING GOD INTO IT? DD: #maddow
23 Apr
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@Ceilidhann What was epic?
23 Apr
Bob Cesca
bobcesca_go Bob Cesca
by simonejester
Thank you @maddow for covering the Michigan story. The modern Republicans arrest pregnant teens and close their schools. Pro-life my ass.
22 Apr
Jim Law
jimrl Jim Law
by simonejester
@
.@lizzwinstead By this time next week you'll be praying for a sextape of Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan. #RoyalWedding
22 Apr
Pam
idothewriting Pam
by simonejester
RT @redsoxfan0907: RT @GingerRawrrgers: My next question is, what can we do to help? #Maddow
22 Apr
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Photo: lukepukes: XD http://tumblr.com/xc628jix7m
23 Apr
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@
@m_buggie YES
23 Apr
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@decemberviolet Seems like it. :)
23 Apr
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Out of sliced cheese. Solution: grilled cheese with shredded cheese!
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor *squishywishyhugs*
23 Apr
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Talibastards? :P RT @susanlbrannigan: oh right lol RT @UrquhartMP: @susanlbrannigan Taliban bastards #maddow
23 Apr
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@decemberviolet Cool! Portal 2 is what Chris is playing. The dialogue is funny at least!
23 Apr
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@MayBInSpace Nice!
23 Apr
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I am feigning interest in my husband's video game. What're y'all doing on this fine day?
23 Apr
Melissa Harris-Perry
MHarrisPerry Melissa Harris-Perry
by simonejester
On white bread RT @awienick: TrumpPoBoy =made of only finest of man-made meats with loads of filler and no real substance; and lots of mayo…
22 Apr
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@kelachrome @Lilalanor I'll try not to be too envious. ;)
23 Apr
David's Not Here
byepluto David's Not Here
by simonejester
I'd much rather Jesus had been Canadian; more politeness and less guilt.
22 Apr
scott_hurst
scott_hurst scott_hurst
by simonejester
"People who harbor strong convictions without evidence belong at the margins of our societies, not in our halls of power." ~ Sam Harris
22 Apr
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@Lilalanor http://plixi.com/p/94940100 Very cute! You kinda look like Kaylee from Firefly in that pic. :)
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor @sarking @amadiwhispers I had the opposite problem: nothing with *enough* boob room. But my sympathies anyway.
23 Apr
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@MayBInSpace :)
23 Apr
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@Lilalanor http://plixi.com/p/94937443 How lovely! The dress, the shawl, and most of all the wearer. :)
23 Apr
John Whitehouse
existentialfish John Whitehouse
by simonejester
Frodo throws the ring of power into the chalkboard, ending Beck forever. #glennbeckfinalshowspoilers
22 Apr
Sheila Friend
Slfriend79 Sheila Friend
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As he's dragged off at the end by 'Fox Security' he starts screaming "Listen to me! Soylent Green is people!" #GlennBeckFinalShowSpoilers
22 Apr
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@MayBInSpace @Ceilidhann @sarking I don't even know where my prom pics are. At least Chris was my date.
23 Apr
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@sarking And I'm reminded that I need some kind of sundress for my cousin's wedding next month. Egads.
23 Apr
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@sarking That would be *awesome*.
23 Apr
Melissa Harris-Perry
MHarrisPerry Melissa Harris-Perry
by simonejester
#FF @PPact so that you can keep track of the war on reproductive rights and learn how to intervene.
22 Apr
Mark Brown
MarkOneinFour Mark Brown
by simonejester
I wish the people doing the paper review on Sky News would stop saying things are 'mad' and 'crazy' when they aren't
22 Apr
Allison Rockey
AllisonRockey Allison Rockey
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Love how @maddow talks about TRMS staff. Always sounds like such an ego-free collaborative team.
22 Apr
Simone Jester
simonejester Simone Jester
linkspam #101 http://j.mp/hNj0UU
23 Apr
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"I am a koala. You are a eucalyptus tree. Nom nom nom." --Chris #adorkable
23 Apr
Simone Jester
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"If I always told the truth I wouldn't need you to trust me." #doctorwho
23 Apr
Privilege Deny Dude
privilegedenyin Privilege Deny Dude
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When I try to convert you, I'm being nice. When you show me scientific evidence my religious book makes no sense, you're being hostile.
22 Apr
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
by simonejester
Earth Day feels like a Hallmark Holiday this year. #oilspill #fukushima #earthday
22 Apr
Simone Jester
simonejester Simone Jester
Photo: KITTEH :D http://tumblr.com/xc628fvqkz
23 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @susanlbrannigan @ali_davis
23 Apr
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simonejester Simone Jester
Photo: overenthusiasticpflagmother: Also, FUCK YEAH DEBBIE NOVOTNY :D (My parents may not be the PFFLAG... http://tumblr.com/xc628anrlj
22 Apr
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Photo: MORE MOMS LIKE THIS PLEASE http://tumblr.com/xc62865bdn
22 Apr
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Photo: dorkvader: YES. Watch some freakin’ Star Trek! http://tumblr.com/xc6284kq9t
22 Apr
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Photo: I am going to BE HER if I have a QUILTBAGPIPE kid. If all my kids turn out straight, I’ll adopt a... http://tumblr.com/xc6283t0fh
22 Apr
Simone Jester
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Photo: › THIS. For realsies! http://tumblr.com/xc6283omhn
22 Apr
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fagglet: My Uncle Mark shares her pain. He got all sorts of crap for it as a kid too. :P http://tumblr.com/xc62830dk8
22 Apr
Joe Scarborough
JoeNBC Joe Scarborough
by simonejester
Amen! RT @josephMblack Morning Joe w/out @JoeNBC doesn't really miss a beat. Morning Joe w/out @MorningMika is borderline criminal.
21 Apr
Norm Gorton
zmfblevr Norm Gorton
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"@DylanRatigan: Much as our employer-based health care system is stuck in 1950, so too is our power grid and electricity" And my paycheck!!!
21 Apr
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@Lilalanor Also, PuppyCam! http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba
22 Apr
Adopt A US Soldier
AAUSS1 Adopt A US Soldier
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That's so sweet! RT @usairforce Touching story of Girl Scout who sent cookies to Airmen in honor of dad who died in Iraq http://t.co/67hZGnm
21 Apr
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Linkspam #100 http://j.mp/eNWHRg
22 Apr
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@Lilalanor Kitties! http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/im000306.jpg?w=560&h=406
22 Apr
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@Lilalanor Can do. :)
22 Apr
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@Lilalanor Need more?
22 Apr
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@Lilalanor :D
22 Apr
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Wow. @Maddow is JUST TOO ADORABLE (Also @ProducerGuy1) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/ns/msnbc_tv-rachel_maddow_show/#42710445 #maddow
22 Apr
Graham Steeksma
GrahamSteeksma Graham Steeksma
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@GoodWithout_God Nobody has the right to mutilate the genitals of an innocent child. Religion, tradition and culture are not exceptions.
21 Apr
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@Lilalanor *offers hugs, tea, and the cutest puppy ever* http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk1mfxz2V11qa694bo1_400.jpg
22 Apr
Simone Jester
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Me too. RT @raysgal: I'm absolutely terrible at self-appointed deadlines. I always manage to talk myself into giving me an extension.
22 Apr
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As soon as I heard about Ensign resigning I :D :D :D'ed about the #maddow podcast...indeed, there was much "shtupping!"
22 Apr
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@m_buggie You're welcome. And indeed, I only found a few on LJ.
22 Apr
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@m_buggie I found the first used, at GameStop and the second, randomly, at Barnes ans Noble. If I knew how to make backups I'd send you mine
22 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @pineapplecakes @maddowapp @thegodless
22 Apr
Sleep Talkin' Man
SleepTalkinMan Sleep Talkin' Man
by simonejester
"Why don't you call back later, and we'll see whether we can get the world to revolve around you." http://sleeptalkinman.com
21 Apr
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@godlessgirl And the rest of the day to you! :)
21 Apr
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@JackAndAHat Yyyyyyyep. *le sigh*
21 Apr
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@m_buggie I love that show! Now if only I could find the third season on DVD...
21 Apr
Ali Davis
Ali_Davis Ali Davis
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RT @gopthinking: @Ali_Davis Im not reading your links. <=== Slow clap. Because, really, why bother to argue from an informed position?
21 Apr
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@ATHEISTAGNOSTIC For some reason that made me wonder whatever happened to Mark Sanford. ;P
21 Apr
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@zestylime Me. :P
21 Apr
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@raysgal It will be CRACKTASTIC, I'm sure of it!
21 Apr
Jemele Hill
jemelehill Jemele Hill
by simonejester
Tweet. Of. The Day. RT @PeterGriffinn: Don't forget: 4/21/11 is National Surprise Drug Test Day.
20 Apr
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@lizzwinstead That's a best, not a worst!
21 Apr
Atheist QOTD
AtheistQOTD Atheist QOTD
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"Theologians seem to have decided that truth is optional and irrelevant." P. Z. Myers
20 Apr
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@sarking I do that with brushes because I'm picky and the kind of brush is cheap. :P
21 Apr
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Photo: girl-onfire: FUCK YES :D http://tumblr.com/xc627jxnkn
21 Apr
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Photo: hoggywartyhogwarts: XD http://tumblr.com/xc627gf8rl
21 Apr
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@Lilalanor @bessemerprocess *nodnod*
21 Apr
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@bessemerprocess Right on. I'm a big Cinna fan too. :)
21 Apr
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@Lilalanor Indeedy!
21 Apr
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@Lilalanor I miss Bothari. I wondered how I'd enjoy the rest of the series without him, but I am. Very thinky/mindfucky in places.
21 Apr
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@Lilalanor The series (both, actually)...very thought-provoking. Rue was my favorite in the Hunger Games, Bothari in the Vorkosigan Saga.
21 Apr
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~ He's just a Vor boy from a Vor family! ~ #dork
21 Apr
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@Lilalanor Vorkosigan Saga. Though that reminds me--I haven't looked up Hunger Games fic, and I finished those awhile ago! Thanks! :D
21 Apr
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Crap. Next time, someone remind me NOT to look for fic before finishing a series if I don't want spoilers? *headdesk*
21 Apr
Breaking News
BreakingNews Breaking News
by simonejester
6.0-magnitude earthquake strikes off east coast of Honshu, Japan, less than 2 hours after 5.8 shaker http://1.usa.gov/hk1JCr
20 Apr
Ali Davis
Ali_Davis Ali Davis
by simonejester
Wow. Listening to the skeptical crowd groan disgustedly at Paul Ryan saying "We DO tax the top" is even better than the booing.
20 Apr
Simone Jester
simonejester Simone Jester
Sounds *awesome!* RT @idothewriting: I want days of coffee, books about any and every subject and no bothering people. #summercomefaster
21 Apr
TheBlasphemingBitch
LadyAtheist TheBlasphemingBitch
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"@RickWarren: "No one is an atheist after they die"- God" <-- He has a point. You can only be a rotting corpse when you're dead.
20 Apr
Joe Snow
NotAJoe Joe Snow
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*@Maddow @MaddowBlog Republicans are not the solution to our problems, Republicans are our problem ~ Joe
20 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @mitchellbard @allisonrockey
21 Apr
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@m_buggie @kelachrome @idothewriting Thanks, and true that. Until we can get a second car I can't even work oustde the home.
21 Apr
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@kelachrome @m_buggie @idothewriting Now if only we could lock some people up for it.
21 Apr
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@m_buggie Oh, I know. Chris has had one deployment in the Air Force and another in the Army and probably a third next year.
21 Apr
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Linkspam #99 http://j.mp/gSfWYg
21 Apr
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@idothewriting Me neither, but suffice it to say that health care for veterans needs to be at least doubled to cope with need/demand.
21 Apr
Pam
idothewriting Pam
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RT @LauraSperber: Terror alerts should go as swear words. Start with "oh crap" and worst is "holy fucking shit!" #maddow
20 Apr
Simone Jester
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"Media WHORE" ?? Fail, @wegoted! Pick another insult, a non-gendered one. #msnbc
20 Apr
First Author
AcademicTitles First Author
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“No, Fuck YOU: The Future of Rhetorical Debate in the Online Public Sphere”
12 Apr
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@liberal_simon Depends on his partner's (or partners') personal preference. I prefer my husband with a clean shave.
20 Apr
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Oh, @wegoted, show the rest of the damn Guthrie/Trump clip. #msnbc
20 Apr
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@emmalabizarre @idothewriting Thanks. :)
20 Apr
Ana V
NerdyHBIC Ana V
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RT @zestylime: I would rather be told my logic or choices are valid, or my work is good, than be told i am beautiful.
20 Apr
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"No terror rainbows!" Yay! #maddow
20 Apr
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@bethanykj And will we ever see another good sci-fi movie in the theaters? WALL-E was the last.
20 Apr
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HELL YES. RT @Ali_Davis: Why can't progressives move our goalpost too? Let Bernie Sanders write up a budget. #Maddow
20 Apr
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@liberal_simon @triumph68 Half of Ryan's challenger's campaign right there! #maddow
20 Apr
triumph68
triumph68 triumph68
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Ryan getting booed in his own district for his Fed budget proposal is a hopeful sign. Build on that. #2012 #maddow
20 Apr
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@idothewriting @cnell_nz I guess. :P
20 Apr
Paul Wiener
hataroni Paul Wiener
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Intelligent, measured, showing personal respect, but ripping the other side apart. That's how you do it. Thank you, POTUS. #maddow
20 Apr
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I wish we had a real one. RT @CNell_NZ: "Social compact," Mr. President? #maddow
20 Apr
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@jesidres $10-$20 range I'd guess.
20 Apr
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Huh, literallt. ;P
20 Apr
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"Our Patchwork Nation" by Dante Chinni #forfuturereference
20 Apr
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@emmalabizarre I agree wholeheartedly! Besides, books are our legacy of literacy. It hurts my soul when I see old books "repurposed."
20 Apr
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Heehee, the #maddow show is very hinky tonight! It is full of hink! #dork
20 Apr
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@emmalabizarre Ebooks colloqum? When, where? *curious* (also lack of privilege-checking FTL)
20 Apr
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I am glad to see that long clip #maddow just showed. Gives me hope, but this far down the road I'm wary.
20 Apr
Pam
idothewriting Pam
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dear Mr. President and D-controlled government, why does the oil industry deserve money more than hungry people? #maddow
20 Apr
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@Lilalanor Still, awesome!
20 Apr
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@m_buggie For reals.
20 Apr
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PinkPanthers: Butch and Femme - Definition - › Butch and femme are terms often used in the [lesbian] and... http://tumblr.com/xc6276d47k
20 Apr
Simone Jester
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Photo: girlsbravo: Horrendously gaudy and awful painful-looking…why do I want them anyway? http://tumblr.com/xc62727soy
20 Apr
ajackson
antitheistangie ajackson
by simonejester
Today's a good day to renounce Nazism, not shoot up your high school, and just stay at home smoking pot. #variousholidays #420
20 Apr
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@JackAndAHat Oh. Okay. Good to know, thanks!
20 Apr
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@Ceilidhann Thanks!
20 Apr
Ali Davis
Ali_Davis Ali Davis
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.@OTOOLEFAN It's always dick joke o'clock somewhere.
20 Apr
TheBlasphemingBitch
LadyAtheist TheBlasphemingBitch
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You have 140 characters! Use them! RT @lyknit2b1: Check it out, #atheisthotline an #atheism r lyk readn the newspaper, there is NO good news
20 Apr
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@Ceilidhann May I post that to verticalfile?
20 Apr
Maddow Blog
MaddowBlog Maddow Blog
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BP makes $5 *billion* in quarterly profits, won't kick in $15 million to fix Louisiana oyster beds: http://on.msnbc.com/g3SR3z #maddow
20 Apr
ECM
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@jesidres Although, given what happened with Rachel and the drone... (Or, "10 bucks says I can knock that soda can off the bookshelf.")
20 Apr
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@JackAndAHat Not sure, though my dad (an engineer) does tell me to do that with my phone.
20 Apr
George Takei
GeorgeTakei George Takei
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Yes, it's my birthday, 4/20. Apparently I share the date with someone named Mary Jane. #HashTag
20 Apr
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@decemberviolet I wish!
20 Apr
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@freedomtomarry Finally, a marriage equality fight I can help in person!
20 Apr
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Who fucking cares?! RT @HuffingtonPost: Charlie Sheen went full on birther Tuesday night, calling out President Obama. http://huff.to/hOa61G
20 Apr
Nate Silver
fivethirtyeight Nate Silver
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Maybe Democrats should demand an increase in taxes for $250K+ earners in exchange for their debt ceiling votes. http://wapo.st/ijVIqx
20 Apr
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@idothewriting *offers all the hugs*
20 Apr
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@Lilalanor Janeway/Rachel?! I am quite looking forward to that!
20 Apr
Almighty God
GodTweeteth Almighty God
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Elizabeth Sladen has arrived. I've made her a special cloud that's bigger on the inside #ElizabethSladen
19 Apr
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Tribeca comes after Beca and Rebeca? :P RT @HuffingtonPost: Tribeca Film Festival trailers http://huff.to/e4owpj
20 Apr
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@Lilalanor *extra squishy squishyhugs*
20 Apr
Earthling
DeepVision Earthling
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We worry about the influence of Islam, while the Roman Catholic church has pulled puppet strings the world over for a millennium. smh
20 Apr
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@Lilalanor Fukken 4/20. Is also my Uncle Mark's birthday. He got all sorts of guff for it.
20 Apr
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@cjthecomedian XD
20 Apr
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@Lilalanor Awwwww! :D
20 Apr
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heylookneato: AWESOME http://tumblr.com/xc626z00um
20 Apr
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Linkspam #98 http://j.mp/ie9zGG
20 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @maddowapp @docsaico @nzlistener
20 Apr
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@m_buggie :)
19 Apr
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@m_buggie It is quite purty though. :)
19 Apr
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@Lilalanor http://plixi.com/p/94059621 O hai Melliboobies! Cute top. :)
19 Apr
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@Lilalanor I am glad of it. Same case with Fizzy. I have care thanks to semi-socialized TriCare. ♥
19 Apr
ECM
emmalabizarre ECM
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"I'm not dead!" "What?" "I'M NOT DEAD!" #python #maddow
19 Apr
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*myself. I can has speel
19 Apr
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I am proud as a Floridian, an American, a liberal and a woman to see Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz leading the DNC despite being NPA muself.
19 Apr
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9:30 and my phone finally let's me tweet. At least I had #maddow on my TV.
19 Apr
S.E. Cupp
secupp S.E. Cupp
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Seriously? Come on. RT @AlanColmes Paul Ryan’s Assault On Vulnerable Americans Inconsistent With His Faith http://bit.ly/eIgQoB #p2
17 Apr
Laura Jayne Riley
LJriley Laura Jayne Riley
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@secupp @KeithOlbermann If I made my money making Glenn Beck look sane and arguing against other women's rights, I'd keep my mouth shut!
19 Apr
Keith Olbermann
KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
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Apropos both of Gov. Brewer AND circumcision RT @VaDemocrat @KeithOlbermann @darkaudit even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again...
19 Apr
SusanP
OandLGramma SusanP
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RT @ImTheQ: That is the official GOP slogan, isn't it? RT @HBK112: I'm totally fucking you over but it's for your own good. #maddow
18 Apr
Tons of Fun
tokenbeigechick Tons of Fun
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*filed under things I could have gone w out knowing... RT @JennyJohnsonHi5 Let us not forget, Barbara Walters used to blow Henry Kissinger.
18 Apr
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@zestylime Right on. :)
19 Apr
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Photo: spacegandalf: AWWWWWWWW :D http://tumblr.com/xc626hihf4
19 Apr
DonMonte
DonMonte87 DonMonte
by simonejester
Jon Kyl recently admitted to slandering Planned Parenthood, and is donating $25,000 as an apology. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
19 Apr
Heather Engle
he4therbelle Heather Engle
by simonejester
Jon Kyle is a death eater. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
19 Apr
Jennifer Miller
hoosiergirljen Jennifer Miller
by simonejester
Jon Kyl keeps chucking my wood. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
19 Apr
Pierre L. A. Jönsson
TheMoodyCornix Pierre L. A. Jönsson
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Wanking is well over 90% of what Senator Kyl does. #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
19 Apr
Jennifer Miller
hoosiergirljen Jennifer Miller
by simonejester
Jon Kyl started the fire that Billy Joel was talking about. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
19 Apr
David
Lostnfound23 David
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There is now sound evidence that Jon Kyl was a founding member of Team Rocket. @StephenAtHome #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
19 Apr
Agave Anejo
AgaveAnejo Agave Anejo
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Jon Kyl is Livin' la Vida Loca. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
19 Apr
mary flynn
cimfly mary flynn
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Jon Kyl runs an amateur paranormal detective agency out of his garage. #Notintendedtobeafactualstatement
19 Apr
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"All we care about are facts." -Chris Chocola, Club for Growth on #lastword #notintendedtobeafactualstatement :P
19 Apr
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Linkspam #97 http://j.mp/gP9W5u
19 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @ltdanchoi @dawnam
19 Apr
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@kshandra Mine too. :)
18 Apr
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@m_buggie I love most of his stuff. Some bits make me grind my teeth. But overall he's awesome.
18 Apr
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@kshandra Works for me if y'all don't mind being secondary. I'd be secondary to y'all too I suppose.
18 Apr
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@idothewriting :)
18 Apr
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@m_buggie YES.
18 Apr
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@idothewriting Sho'nuff!
18 Apr
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@idothewriting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSRCjG-VLk Golf Courses for the Homeless, by George Carlin
18 Apr
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@idothewriting I have two primaries already, but sure! (Well, one primary is just in my head/heart)
18 Apr
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@emmalabizarre Please share it to me! Simmyjester @ gmail.
18 Apr
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This episode of The Ed Show is worrying me. My mom is under 55. (I'll worry about myself and Chris later I suppose.)
18 Apr
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@kshandra @idothewriting Agreed.
18 Apr
Briana Renee
raysgal Briana Renee
by simonejester
READ THIS BEFORE YOUR TUMBLR DIES - › Tumblr is testing for inactive blogs so the URLs can be deleted and... http://tumblr.com/xsl26b8pux
18 Apr
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
by simonejester
Hey, #WiUnion! I love you guys! Thank you for hanging tough! (rt some love to our brothers & sisters!)
18 Apr
Neil R
MrColdheart Neil R
by simonejester
Destroyed art on display is a powerful message #Maddow
18 Apr
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Isn't the Michigan financial-martial-law law a classic case of, well, tyranny?
18 Apr
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Ye gods, Michigan Republicans. Fuck all y'all. #maddow
18 Apr
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@emmalabizarre Works for me. I suppose I could do the Tumblr itself.
18 Apr
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Aww, Mr. Klock! *wibbles* #maddow
18 Apr
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@stonermc I think it'd make sense for voting standards to be the same across the country. Alas.
18 Apr
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@CNell_NZ Fizzy has to take her passport to the pub since she doesn't drive and apparently Australia has no other photo-and-address I'd. :P
18 Apr
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@idothewriting Me too.
18 Apr
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Loveland Museum incident. "Give God Love" #forfuturereference
18 Apr
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@sarking @emmalabizarre Oh lordy, like I need another Tumblr. I'll let someone else take the bait but I'll help with research.
18 Apr
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RT @idothewriting: RT @literaryvice432: I always wonder if he will just pick his hair piece for his running mate. Trump/Toupee 2012? #maddow
18 Apr
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@liberal_simon Ah. Okay.
18 Apr
sarken
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by simonejester
Democrats? Not taking advantage of something? I AM SHOCKED, SHOCKED THERE IS SPINELESSNESS GOING ON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT. #maddow
18 Apr
ECM
emmalabizarre ECM
by simonejester
Shorter Rachel: it would be nice if some Dems other than, say, @RepWeiner , recognized that these people? THEIR POSSES. #maddow
18 Apr
Chris Boese
ChrisBoese Chris Boese
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RT @OTOOLEFAN: The Tea Party LOVES America. They just don't want to pay any taxes to support it.
18 Apr
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I wonder if my teabagger FIL went to the Boca rally to see The Donald. :P
18 Apr
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"That little thing at the end. Of the bill." I'm glad to see this TRMS live. XD
18 Apr
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"IN YOUR DOWN THERE AREA." OH RACHEL. ♥ #maddow
18 Apr
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I read long ago that Democrats are weak and Republicans are stupid. It saddens me to see it playing out that way (with a few exceptions).
18 Apr
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@liberal_simon She looks more pale the past several weeks (except her makeup tonight) though I hadn't seen much weight loss.
18 Apr
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Am so agreed with @maddow and @chrislhayes. So angry at the Democrats.
18 Apr
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@sarking That could very well be. :/
18 Apr
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That blazer's fit is atrocious. #maddow
18 Apr
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@Lilalanor Ah. Okie. :)
18 Apr
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Photo: unseeliebeasties: Erm…Kitty doesn’t look that comfortable. :/ http://tumblr.com/xc6260iys4
18 Apr
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@Lilalanor We're told "don't fear the future, it's already tomorrow in Australia." What do they tell y'all?
18 Apr
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@Lilalanor I did too! Though I turned 15 in '98. *is old*
18 Apr
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@Lilalanor I send him--and you--hugs through the aether. ♥
18 Apr
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Linkspam #96 http://j.mp/eoV1zv
18 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @cnell_nz @rightfullyleft @liberal_simon @azurelunatic
18 Apr
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NOOOOOOOOO :'( RT @NerdyHBIC: RIP ED RT @schmiss: End of an era RT @NeonVincent: Encyclopedia Dramatica is no more http://j.mp/hX0V7t
17 Apr
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preciousdaisuki: WAAAAAANT. [images of the different Plants vs. Zombies characters in anime style and as... http://tumblr.com/xc625m8ipr
17 Apr
Gay Civil Rights
gaycivilrights Gay Civil Rights
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#Kobe Bryant: The Real Outrage Isn't That He Said "Fag" http://t.co/jz9CWaE #p2 #lgbt #gay #noh8 #topprog #DEM #GOP #tlot
16 Apr
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Photo: OH YES. [image is of large text. “Dear kindergarten children, if you don’t like nap time, please give... http://tumblr.com/xc625iis57
17 Apr
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Linkspam #95 http://j.mp/dILHVH
17 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @stonermc @jesidres
17 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @liberal_simon @teresakopec @nerdyhbic
16 Apr
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@NerdyHBIC Thanks! :)
16 Apr
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@zestylime I appreciate that muchly. :)
16 Apr
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@fairy_poo Thanks! :)
15 Apr
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@zestylime Thanks! I'd set an alarm now if my phone would let me.
15 Apr
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@zestylime It's Eurovision already? And I missed it AGAIN?!
15 Apr
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@mommapolitico Thanks! :D
15 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @cnell_nz @maddowapp
15 Apr
JoeMyGod
JoeMyGod JoeMyGod
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Civil unions pass in Delaware! Suck it #NOM! #LGBT #DEunions
14 Apr
Sean
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@StephenAtHome Jon Kyl is looking out for the best interests of the people and not his corporate donors. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
14 Apr
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Linkspam #94 http://j.mp/hTOj2u
15 Apr
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@m_buggie XD *bows*
14 Apr
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Photo: ACUs and bowling shoes. Hilarious combination! http://tumblr.com/xc624adkug
14 Apr
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@alexbthegirl 'Course not. The Founding Fathers only meant what the teabaggers want them to have meant. :P
14 Apr
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Linkspam #93 http://j.mp/gP85Fh
14 Apr
WillAtWork
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Paul Ryan's "Path to Prosperity" #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #Maddow
13 Apr
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@mommapolitico @alexbthegirl Ben Franklin is spinning in his grave at just the thought of it.
14 Apr
David's Not Here
byepluto David's Not Here
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I have never understood what right-wing talking heads have against lattes.
13 Apr
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@roomerholmes Ah. *I* never really got into gaming but I did enjoy watching my brother and later my husband play some of the games.
14 Apr
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@roomerholmes Ah. My husband's quite the gamer so we get the fringe benefits of other XBOX Live stuff. :)
14 Apr
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@roomerholmes Zune on XBOX Live is good for mr movie and TV downloads if you have that.
14 Apr
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*EPIC FISTBUMP* RT @alexbthegirl: RT @P0TUS: RT @hataroni: Obama has a math lab in the White House basement. #maddow
14 Apr
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XDDD RT @WillAtWork: Up next, how our nation's infrastructure is like Love Boat. #ComeAboard #RachelYourCruiseDirector #Maddow
14 Apr
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Dammit, why does Flickr have to be owned by Yahoo? I can never remember my Yahoo info because I don't use it otherwise. >:(
14 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @ali_davis
14 Apr
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@stonermc :)
13 Apr
Marla Erwin
marlaerwin Marla Erwin
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RT @susanlbrannigan: Kyl's lie turned out to be good for getting out information about Planned Parenthood #YesIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Jennifer Johnson
jenny0101 Jennifer Johnson
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Also, even if it was true that only prostitutes went to Planned Parenthood, guess what? They are humans too, and deserve care. #maddow
13 Apr
Susan L Brannigan
susanlbrannigan Susan L Brannigan
by simonejester
Hey all you #Maddow haters in the center: She criticizes Obama when she needs to, but praises him heartily when he rocks. Today he rocked.
13 Apr
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@stonermc It's at the MSNBC website. I missed it live and watched it there.
13 Apr
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@idothewriting @jesidres Oh how I wish she'd forego all the damn blazers. She can has blouses!
13 Apr
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So we can see more of the shirt for starters! RT @jesidres: Oh, I love the shirt, but take the jacket off, please. #Maddow
13 Apr
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@Lilalanor That sounds awesome.
13 Apr
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"Unexpectedly satisfying" is RIGHT, @maddow! :D
13 Apr
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@jesidres Thanks!
13 Apr
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@decemberviolet It was! :D
13 Apr
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@jesidres It's a linkspam comm I have at LJ called verticalfile.
13 Apr
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Oh, crap. Not only did I sleep through the President's speech, I slept through @maddow on @mitchellreports talking about it. Damn damn damn.
13 Apr
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@jesidres That is neato. May I post to VerticalFile?
13 Apr
Chris Bowers
ThisBowers Chris Bowers
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@keithellison on @reppaulryan's budget: How is taking money from children, and then giving it to your rich friends, brave?
13 Apr
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Linkspam #92 http://j.mp/ii0lkw
13 Apr
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Follow "hmac2002" on StumbleUpon to check out my favorites on the web and share your faves with me! http://su.pr/3XXi8F
13 Apr
Vincent Terrace
HandofJudgment Vincent Terrace
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Jon Kyl changed his name because no one will hire you if you kidnap Sandy Claws and live in a funhouse. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Stephen Colbert
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
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Jon Kyl can unhinge his jaw like a python to swallow small rodents whole. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
12 Apr
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*fistbump* RT @msqared80: Jesus Christ was a REAL person. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
the blowout
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RT @StephenAtHome: Jon Kyl can, and will, deny that you're a jolly good fellow. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Stephen Colbert
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
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Jon Kyl developed his own line of hair care products just so he could test them on bunnies. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
12 Apr
Stephen Colbert
StephenAtHome Stephen Colbert
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Jon Kyl's torso is covered in superfluous nipples. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
12 Apr
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Cool! Howard Dean only vaguely looks like a surprised turkey in this episode of #lastword.
13 Apr
Fred J Langemark III
fredjl3 Fred J Langemark III
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Jon Kyl was arrested moments ago for dealing Tiger Blood to Charlie Sheen. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Ed Ciesielski
EdCiesielski Ed Ciesielski
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Jon Kyl is a decent, caring human being. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Mike Honig
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@OTOOLEFAN @StephenAtHome John Kyl: "Everything I propose is intended for the good of all Americans." #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Bryan Wolfe
SketchyIdeas Bryan Wolfe
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Jon Kyl prepares for the government shutdown by systematically eating people to gain their power. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Gerald Nelson
lordxmen2k Gerald Nelson
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John Kyl sued Planned Parenthood because their condoms weren't the right size for his head #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
13 Apr
Judd Cherry
juddcherry Judd Cherry
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John Kyl holds 13.5 lbs of fecal weight at all times. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement http://plixi.com/p/92002979
13 Apr
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Heehee #notintendedtobeafactualstatement
13 Apr
Don Millard
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@JoeNBC When Eisenhower left office, 12% of our domestic budget was spent on infrastructure. We currently spend 2.5%.
12 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @docsaico @copperbird7 @ladyatheist @glendawh
13 Apr
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@decemberviolet Just need to find my detergents.
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet And to speak of Pop-Tarts, he's home! :P
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet I hate that that kind of paranoia is necessary.
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet YES. If there's time we can check Top Gear 10-13 out from the library!
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Yeah, true, and there are more streetlights in my neighborhood, but it feels weird walking at night. Female paranoia an' all
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet I wish Chris would hurry the hell up.
12 Apr
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@NerdyHBIC I wish I were flat-chested. I could *run* and not have pain.
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Yeah. Not as easy to go for walks at 1am here. :P
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Trust me, I know the feeling. It'll be nice to have a summer where it gets dark at night after three yeays of Alaska.
12 Apr
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@NerdyHBIC *hugs and empathy* if I could afford to I'd have bras custom-made.
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Or later if you want. I don't want to interrupt anything. ;)
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet When Chris gets home from work. I don't have the car yet.
12 Apr
George Carlin RIP
GeorgeCarlinSez George Carlin RIP
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* Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. #Quotes #Humor #GeorgeCarlin
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet You're welcome. Maybe I can fob them off on the thrift store if I can ever get there during their narrow open-hours window.
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Got 'em! Still need coat hangers?
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Thanks. I'll bring some junk food too. :)
12 Apr
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Linkspam #91 http://j.mp/f8ewhb
12 Apr
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@sarking I haven't read the whole thing and would be interested to. :)
12 Apr
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@Lilalanor You sweet sweetheart! ♥ DMing you now.
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Feels like it. Would it be okay if I brought my laundry?
12 Apr
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@Lilalanor Good to have your address, yeah, though Watertown actually makes me appreciate Fairbanks. :P
12 Apr
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@Lilalanor I don't see a new DM so I guess not. You moved?
12 Apr
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@decemberviolet Sure! :D
12 Apr
Maximiliano
enterblisstonia Maximiliano
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Fri, my pregnant SIL was seriously beaten by her bf. Mom blames her & she has nowhere to stay. Can any1 help w a room in #Denver?
11 Apr
Susan L Brannigan
susanlbrannigan Susan L Brannigan
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The country needs to wake up & realize a whole large city in our country does not have true democracy. Constitutional Amendment now! #maddow
11 Apr
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@CNell_NZ I've been keeping that in mind for the past...since my best friends have been you and @Lilalanor-a-ways. ... http://tmi.me/8LQSx
12 Apr
Susan L Brannigan
susanlbrannigan Susan L Brannigan
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Dems make the mistake of thinking that if they are reasonable, the opposition will also be reasonable. #maddow
11 Apr
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RT@NOH8Campaign: "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." - Abraham Lincoln #NOH8 #LGBT #NOH8Worldwide cc @CEOofACT
12 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @digby56 @godlessgirl @mcfangirl @maddowapp
12 Apr
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"Call us obsessive *and* nerdy, I cop to both." Me too, @maddow!
11 Apr
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@ClinicEscort Gaspo gaspare! XD
11 Apr
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@ClinicEscort *fistbump*
11 Apr
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@idothewriting Alas.
11 Apr
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Awwwwww #maddowpuppy!
11 Apr
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"This is a political opportunity, but will the Democrats take it?" -- #maddow on many occasions. Unfortunately the answer is often "no."
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel You're not funny or smart. Bye.
11 Apr
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@lawrence, ILU and your public displays of emotion. #lastword
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel I was wondering how long you were going to keep trolling me after one comment on one tweet. And 134? How cute.
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel Then you're willfully ignorant. Have fun with that.
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel Google "Hanoi Jane." Go. Educate yourself.
11 Apr
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*bashes head against wall* Why do I take the bait?
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel Oh, that Manning. Yeah, he was downright stupid. Hanoi Jane is still a traitor.
11 Apr
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Ah, Richard Wolffe. You are the only dude in news I have a major fancrush on. #sparklehearts #msnbc
11 Apr
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@bessemerprocess *gentlehugs*
11 Apr
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@zestylime I took pics of the Walmart Easter aisle a week ago for Fizzy. Maybe I should make a post of 'em. (All 20+ images. :P)
11 Apr
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@Lilalanor I am sad that you gave to deal with that Mormalarkey.
11 Apr
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@ClinicEscort The Constitution is meant to be a living document. Necessary to adapt from Founding Fathers who ... http://tmi.me/8JxOi
11 Apr
ClinicEscort
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[cue another wave of rightists telling me the Constitution doesn't let DC citizens vote. A) i know. B) the Constitution is morally flawed.]
11 Apr
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@byepluto Ah. I hadn't seen that one. I'll look it up, thanks!
11 Apr
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@NerdyHBIC @emmalabizarre Donna's my favorite for character interaction, but Martha was the most useful I think.
11 Apr
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WOW. Alan Simpson just said that male legislators shouldn't even vote on repro rights issues. Impressed with him for the first time! #p2
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel No, just making a point. And Manning who? Oh, forget it. Have fun being disappointing. Over and out.
11 Apr
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@MayBInSpace @Ali_Davis My husband was appalled by the misogyny in Mad Men. Didn't want to keep watching. I did but was proud of him.
11 Apr
SIR LIME
zestylime SIR LIME
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RT @Uncucumbered: 1 What the Hell is that Thing? http://twitpic.com/4jg2zt // OMG IT'S SO CUTE I WANT TWLVE
10 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel Sad.
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel I have no children. That's me.
11 Apr
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@Ali_Davis My (junior enlisted) husband got a 3-day and I saw him more this Fri/Sat/Sun than the whole past month it seems. XD
11 Apr
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@MayBInSpace @sarking Heartily seconded!
11 Apr
Populista
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Every time the words "The Overton Window" are typed an angel loses its wings.
10 Apr
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@rightfullyleft Has for as long as I've used Twitter. I use "favoriting" to bookmark stuff from my phone to read easier on the computer.
11 Apr
Pam
idothewriting Pam
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@sarking ::POKE:: what filthy things did you send to a mr. @keitholbermann, @jesidres won't spill the beans :P
10 Apr
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@idothewriting I must too. I am curious!
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel It does indeed say bitch. Points for honesty. :P
11 Apr
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Photo: quinnisgay: Chicks with swords: never not awesome. XD http://tumblr.com/xc622u3e8j
11 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @ontd_political @sarking @azurelunatic @rightfullyleft
11 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel Ableism too, huh? Classy.
11 Apr
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Photo: epiclibyan: Freaking awesome. http://tumblr.com/xc622ngae9
10 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel My husband isn't a traitor. He's never caused anyone's death.
10 Apr
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@AtheistDamsel @raedjarrar @Janefonda @eveensler Hanoi Jane is no hero.
10 Apr
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@mommapolitico It's of everyone I follow but I do look forward to your links. :)
10 Apr
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@emmalabizarre That's why I'd be so amused to see a US/UK meetup. I saw the Aussie episode.
10 Apr
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@emmalabizarre I dunno much about Adam, I just wanna see how they make fun of Americans in front of Americans. :P
10 Apr
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@emmalabizarre I would like that muchly.
10 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @mommapolitico @allisonrockey
10 Apr
Shannyn Moore
shannynmoore Shannyn Moore
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From CC: Again, the two things TeaBaggers hate most: 1.) Being called Racist. 2.) Non-Caucasians. #fok #p2
9 Apr
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@OhBlimey Ah, the ol' useless u. But it is called English for a reason. ;P
9 Apr
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OMFSM Rachel said "hinky." An Abby-from-NCIS word! My brain explodes from the cute!
9 Apr
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@bessemerprocess That's a lot of book organizing. Sounds like fun!
9 Apr
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@Lawrence on Planned Parenthood: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/42424428#42503559 Everyone needs to hear this letter he's reading.
9 Apr
Shari
MsShari7 Shari
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If top 1% own over 40% of financial wealth, they should be expected to pay 40% of the tax revenue. #maddow #p2 #dems #GOP #budget
8 Apr
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@sarking Damn, should have demanded the TV from Chris. He has a 3-day and was up all night playing video games.
9 Apr
HoneyBearKelly
HBK112 HoneyBearKelly
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Mike Pence is a slimy toad. #maddow
8 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @teresakopec @susanlbrannigan @iava
9 Apr
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@sarking Oh. Just seems weird to have chili without meat. Maybe I was sheltered.
8 Apr
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@sarking What is vegetarian chili supposed to taste like? O.o
8 Apr
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@Peapods And there was that one episode with the President-Elect in 2007 dealing with aliens. The fail!
8 Apr
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@NerdyHBIC *hugs of empathy* I felt so bereft when I got to the end of all the Paris/Kim fic.
8 Apr
Susan
copperbird7 Susan
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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle. - Benjamin Franklin #DonaldTrump
8 Apr
Michael Moore
MMFlint Michael Moore
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BREAKING: Osama bin Laden just found inside Wisconsin clerk's closet. "I'm sorry I misplaced him. But we did find 750 ballots on him."
8 Apr
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@decemberviolet Oh, I see. I meant "magnify."
8 Apr
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@decemberviolet Just getting refills on my meds and getting a referral renewed. Dunno what Mahnify is.
8 Apr
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@antitheistangie @badbanana Would that Least Interesting Man In The World be Tim Pawlenty or Scott Walker? :P
8 Apr
Tim Siedell
badbanana Tim Siedell
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What they don't tell you is the Least Interesting Man in the World drinks about a dozen Dos Equis a day.
7 Apr
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@decemberviolet I've noticed. Am watching from the post clinic pharmacy, which seems to mahnify the fuckery.
8 Apr
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If Kyl is so concerned with troops and their families paycheck to paycheck, why doesn't the GOP pay us enough to have savings?
8 Apr
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Jon Kyl being a lying elephant. #cnn
8 Apr
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@Peapods Agreed! Chakotay irks the shit out of me.
8 Apr
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@allyouzombies Yeah, I've noticed that. I like the digger way better.
8 Apr
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@allyouzombies How so?
8 Apr
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@Peapods Voyager had Paris/Kim until they put Tom with B'Elanna. Trying too hard to un-gay the boys but I knows better!
8 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @mommapolitico @azurelunatic @dawnam @ceoofact
8 Apr
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Photo: chronicillnesscat: For REALS. http://tumblr.com/xc621b6svp
7 Apr
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Photo: [three dark with bits of light kittens on a quilt-covered bed] OMFSM KITTIES :D http://tumblr.com/xc6216k347
7 Apr
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Chris brought home an excellent lunch from the DFAC: mac and cheese, ribs, cheese sticks, cornbread. Trying to only nom half. :P
7 Apr
Ali Davis
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@MaddowBlog They're being awful in every possible direction at once so no one knows what to clean up first.
7 Apr
Ali Davis
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@MaddowBlog Hippos mark their turf by whirling their tails to spread excrement in every direction. This reminds me of current GOP strategy.
7 Apr
PZ Myers
pzmyers PZ Myers
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Wrong. In my studies, all atheist women found to say "ooohhh PZ!" RT @hmcorfu - no atheists in the bedroom either - ooohhhh god! :D
7 Apr
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Photo: [image is of Mr. T at the head of the snake on the Gadsden Flag. Only instead of “Don’t Tread on Me”... http://tumblr.com/xc621308gn
7 Apr
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Just finished last night's #maddow online. It shouldn't take a lesbian to look past Paul Ryan's looks to his plan to kill the poor/disabled.
7 Apr
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@pzmyers Aw fuck, like I needed more rage this morning. #atheistarmywife
7 Apr
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Photo: Yep! My husband gets so pissed when I interrupt him. Most of the time I wait until he comes to a stop... http://tumblr.com/xc6210hbxx
7 Apr
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@byepluto Well Beck isn't gone for good so there'll be plenty more to do.
7 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @maddowapp @ceilidhann @nzlistener @docsaico
7 Apr
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Photo: I should follow exactly a thousand more people, y/mfy? [image of my Tumblr dashboard with following... http://tumblr.com/xc620w6ed8
6 Apr
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"Doctor Who is not about Jesus or God or Christianity but it is most definitely a Gospel. It is a..." http://tumblr.com/xc620rgkh5
6 Apr
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@stonermc Yyyyyep, until the rich have ALL THE MONEY and no one to make their Rolexes or clean their toilets.
6 Apr
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@Ali_Davis Lordy fuck, that's a mortgage payment or two.
6 Apr
Sheila Friend
Slfriend79 Sheila Friend
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Reruns of the 'Twilight Zone' #BeckReplacements, It was more reality based the Beck's show ever was. ;-)
6 Apr
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@stonermc I'll add that to the charges of killing off the poor, elderly and disabled and making the middle class poor, lather rinse repeat.
6 Apr
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@stonermc Paul Ryan's jerk face was on my TV when it froze yesterday. Or maybe he's just that obtuse and immobile. :P
6 Apr
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@LadyAtheist @RosyEyes True, though conservative troops get the same shit pay as the rest.
6 Apr
Susan L Brannigan
susanlbrannigan Susan L Brannigan
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Hey NYPost: UTERUS! RT @AmandaMarcotte: Leave it to wingnuts to think the problem with harassing women is the sex and not the harassment.
6 Apr
Stonermc
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.@MackinacCenter maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow maddow
6 Apr
TeresaKopec
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Looks like Kloppenburg will win. In related news, Scott Walker will start taking prank phone calls from the SEIU. #WiVote
6 Apr
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@m_buggie Don't I wish!
6 Apr
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Photo: LOVE THIS. [text: Skinny is beautiful / but so is curvy / and short / and tall / and long hair / and... http://tumblr.com/xc620nty29
6 Apr
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@m_buggie *fistbump*
6 Apr
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@m_buggie Indeed. :)
6 Apr
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Linkspam #90 http://j.mp/dXuLn0
6 Apr
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Photo: fiveminutesforchange: *happy wibbles* http://tumblr.com/xc620lea8b
6 Apr
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Photo: platypuspatronus: THIS THIS THIS MOTHERFUCKING THIS. http://tumblr.com/xc620knlq2
6 Apr
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simpleandextraordinary asked: Hey! Just wanted to say I loved your submission to Pan Party… I, too, am in a... http://tumblr.com/xc620jwu73
6 Apr
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"I keep forgetting to add descriptive text so here I am again going back and editing. One of these days..." http://tumblr.com/xc620jqnjx
6 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @willatwork @scarleteen @mitchellbard @susanlbrannigan
6 Apr
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tinysprout: Scott Adams (Dilbert), deleted post - kissingunderspiderwebs: It’s so disappointing. This is the... http://tumblr.com/xc62090mhk
5 Apr
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*instantrimshot* RT @pourmecoffee: This game is as anticlimactic as the BYU honor code.
5 Apr
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@liberal_simon I was hoping she'd bring Life During Wartime" to her TV show. #maddow
5 Apr
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@natthedem Certainly not in 3 to 5 minute barely-started arguments.
5 Apr
Satan Abdul Jabbar
pineapplecakes Satan Abdul Jabbar
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a desolate wasteland where no living thing can thrive. also corn. RT @jordantheiry: what is an indiana?
4 Apr
Susan L Brannigan
susanlbrannigan Susan L Brannigan
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@Greytdog @ali_Davis My uterus is a nonprofit. Rather like the rest of me. #maddow
4 Apr
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@bessemerprocess Cool! Where?
5 Apr
Lizz Winstead
lizzwinstead Lizz Winstead
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Waiting for the "Menstruation is Murder" bill to finally complete the GOP women hating legislation bucket list #p2
4 Apr
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Photo: So beautiful. http://tumblr.com/xc6206h42l
5 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @ceoofact @clinicescort @schmiss @atheistagnostic @nerdyhbic
5 Apr
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Photo: offensivestatement: I would love to bash Mrs. T***** over the head with this. Metaphorically, of... http://tumblr.com/xc620254l5
4 Apr
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YES. :D RT @emmalabizarre: @simonejester @sarking IncorporateMyUterus.edu? :P
4 Apr
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Not brains for sure! RT @emmalabizarre: "I am no longer allowed to use any body parts on the Floor any more." O_o #presentedwithoutcomment
4 Apr
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@LadyAtheist My second favorite button says that. XD
4 Apr
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@sarking Well there's always .net or .org or .us or whatnot.
4 Apr
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@LadyAtheist I found #Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!
4 Apr
TheBlasphemingBitch
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I have a personal relationship w/ #Jesus. I've known him since 8th grade. He wasn't too bright. He was 16 & still in middle school. #atheism
4 Apr
SIR LIME
zestylime SIR LIME
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LET THIS HAPPEN RT @redsoxfan0907: He could read "The Vagina Monologues" on the floor. Think they'd like that better? #maddow
4 Apr
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@melliyna1 *huuuuugs*
4 Apr
Pam
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@Ali_Davis I think I've one-upped you on that, registered mine as a company with an address in Switzerland. lower tax rates.
4 Apr
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Ugh. Glenn Beck can go eat a bag of pickled dicks. #wiunion #p2 #theedshow
4 Apr
ECM
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If Rachel can say "uterus" on teevee without blushing, it is categorically not profane. #maddow
4 Apr
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@roomerholmes Not all of us...just far too many. :( #uterus
4 Apr
Ali Davis
Ali_Davis Ali Davis
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Pft. Incorporating one's uterus as a small business is too risky. I registered mine as a federal lobbyist instead. #Maddow
4 Apr
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@liberal_simon That would be awesome. Overnight my absentee ballot, Florida!
4 Apr
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Ivory Coast is just now on American news? Figures. Bet if not for #maddow it wouldn't be on US TV at all outside maybe CNNI.
4 Apr
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@melliyna1 *squishyhugs*
4 Apr
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Oh yeah--I can has my phone back! :D
4 Apr
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Chippering! :P #maddow
4 Apr
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@liberal_simon So when can I vote to recall Rick Scott? #uterus #prochoice
4 Apr
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I love that this state rep is from Orlando. That's my conservative brother's district! (Though my bro is pro choice in his defense)
4 Apr
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screambloggery: THIS to the OP and the comment. http://tumblr.com/xc61zxavoh
4 Apr
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Photo: asylover: I can has summer nao? (Fucking New York just fuck it!) http://tumblr.com/xc61zte5ji
4 Apr
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Photo: genderqueer: As a busty (cis) chick, I’m curious—how do trans dudes (FtM) faced with really big busts... http://tumblr.com/xc61zqtf9r
4 Apr
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Photo: bumblefuck: God is love. Love is blind. Geordi La Forge is blind. Therefore, Geordi La Forge is God.... http://tumblr.com/xc61zptsw0
4 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @clinicescort @stonermc @docsaico @ladyatheist @tmgazette
4 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/igUIoS ▸ Top stories today via @mommapolitico @liberal_simon
3 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @dawnam @ontd_political @maddowapp @azurelunatic
2 Apr
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Photo: Yummies at the chocolate shop at the Ft. Drum PX http://tumblr.com/xc61yk7qij
1 Apr
WillAtWork
WillAtWork WillAtWork
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RT @MakeMaddowTrend: @WillAtWork Some Maddow fans are trying to get #maddow to be a trending topic at 8PM EST for her b-day.
1 Apr
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@melliyna1 *squishyhugs*
1 Apr
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Photo: babycarlos91: Awwww! Must show this to Chris! http://tumblr.com/xc61yemxb0
1 Apr
Feminist
WhatAFeminist Feminist
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Can’t say it? Don’t legislate it. #uterus #uterus #uterus #uterus #uterus #uterus
31 Mar
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OMFSM YES. RT @lizzwinstead: The Parent Trap #GOPnames4uterus
1 Apr
David's Not Here
byepluto David's Not Here
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I don't like your uterus name. I don't like ur uterus face. I don't like ur uterus behavior, and I don't like you, uterus. #uterusfilmquotes
31 Mar
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@decemberviolet Contemplating bed out of sheer boredom. You?
1 Apr
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cc @sarking RT @kawaiinot: Photo: Mulder and Scully from a suggestion by @manticorelove and @AIRIGOAGAIN http://tumblr.com/x7u1y9tvpz
1 Apr
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Linkspam #89 http://j.mp/hnU6UK
1 Apr
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The Simone Jester Daily is out! http://bit.ly/flzGDY ▸ Top stories today via @lady_bluetooth @docsaico @sarking @pineapplecakes
1 Apr
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Photo: moretosee: ME TOO. :D http://tumblr.com/xc61yaf6tp
31 Mar
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h/t @pzmeyers Well-deserved! Bravo! http://t.co/hj0hdXc via @scienceblogs