But I don't wanna do ANY of these!

(ganked from queer_theory)

In 2011, simonejester resolves to...

Backup my evolution regularly.
Keep my procrasturbation clean.
Tell my family about sparklehearts.
Give up braaaaaains.
Find a new hentai.
Stop fangirling with kitsuneasika.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

Well, okay, backing up evolution is easy because the science is done by brighter minds than mine...unless they mean backing it up like files, in which case, I don't think I have enough hard drive space. D:

I do have some awesome friends.

This is by lady_blue_peach. Quoted with permission.

Fizzy, Chris, and their dirty little Ravenclaw.


I call her Fizzy because her hair reminds me of soda,

I laid on her bed of yellow and black and we kissed ever so gently,

All I wanted to do was be with her,

"Why don't I get a kiss too?"

I smile wide and lean over to kiss my love,

My other love,

"Don't be jealous, Chris, We where just thinking about you." Fizzy said

And I agree with a soft kiss on his lips

I HAVE MADE IT TO TODAY.

I am in the present, and it isn't midnight, which means I MADE IT!

I still have a few more posts to get up to the minute, but I DID IT. I FUCKING DID IT!






ETA: I am now up to right now. And I stayed up longer than I really wanted to, so I'm gonna go take a nap now. If I sleep through midnight, oh well. There will be other years. *knocks on wood*

2011, bring it on. 2010, don't let the doorknob hit ya where the FSM split ya.

Happy New Year, everyone. <3