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This time, it's this old New Year's meme from 2008. I put in my name and this is what I got for this year:

In 2014, simonejester resolves to...
Keep my fanfiction clean.
Be nicer to aliccolo.
Backup my slash regularly.
Start a mystrade fund.
Take roboplege reading.
Overcome my secret fear of google bombs.






Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


...I really should save more slash to my external hard drive in case of internet stoppage...

ETA 9/21/2014: The Twelve Days linked from the above meme:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, simonejester sent to me...
Twelve computers drumming
Eleven politics piping
Ten quotes a-leaping
Nine books dancing
Eight dystopias a-writing
Seven ncis a-fangirling
Six lolcats a-reading
Five hu-u-u-uman rights
Four google bombs
Three thrift stores
Two jensen ackles
...and a lestrade in a bisexuality.
Get your own Twelve Days:
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Made into a bold-the-ones-you've-done meme by (LJ)bloodslides. :)

1. Buy underwear at a thrift store. [In fact, just don't buy underwear unless it's sealed. Most department stores let you return underwear.]

2. Tell another woman, “You don’t look that fat.”

3. Stab another woman in the chest with a salad fork for saying, “You don’t look that fat.”

4. Believe a man who is not making eye contact but says, “Go ahead, I’m listening.”

5. Get a “tramp stamp” on your lower back.

6. Get a tattoo anywhere. [Aw, why not?]

7. Get a mullet.

8. Date one of your girlfriend’s exes.

9. Inject a neurotoxin into your face.

10. Expect your relationships to be anything like a romantic comedy.

11. Take advice from Oprah’s latest guru.

12. Be rude to a server.

13. Let anyone mentally, physically, or verbally abuse you or your children.

14. Apply eye makeup while driving and/or stopped in traffic.

15. Ask your man, “Do you think she looks prettier than me?” (He doesn’t. He really, really doesn’t.)

16. Eat garlic, spinach, or corn on the cob on a first date.

17. Wear makeup to bed.

18. Attend a wedding looking better than the bride.

19. Apologize for being modest or chaste.

20. Think anyone wants to see pictures of your cat(s).

21. Let a girlfriend who has been drinking go anywhere with a man she just met.

22. Take off your clothes anyplace someone has a camera or video recording device.

23. Make excuses for your kid’s obnoxious behavior.

24. Buy something you don’t need just because it’s on sale.

25. Run down a girlfriend behind her back.

the other half )
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Current Books: House of Suns by Alastair Reynolds and So You Want to be a Wizard by Diane Duane.

Current Playlist: Electric Light Orchestra, They Might Be Giants, 90's rock

Current Guilty Pleasure: Young adult novels. :)

Current Colour: Red and black.

Current Drink: Mountain Dew. Yeah, I'm bad.

Current Food: Nothing at the moment, but probably Pop-Tarts soon.

Current Favourite Show: Psych, NCIS

Current Wishlist: Lots of baby alpaca yarn, a bigger desk, and free money to pay off my car and my student loans.

Current Needs: Air, food and water, shelter. :P

Current Celebrity Crush: Gus from Psych.

Current Indulgence: Junk food and art stuff.

Current Blessing: That my husband puts up with me. (He'd say likewise. :P)

Current Slang: It really depends on what I'm reading and who I'm talking to. I pick up speech mannerisms everywhere.

Current Outfit: Red knit top with elbow-length sleeves and a modest amount of cleavage, and black gaucho capris.

Current Excitement: This fresh start, I suppose. :)

Current Mood: Bored and frazzled at the same time. WTF, self?
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