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Fizzy: bahahaha thought
me: ??
Fizzy: (I'm sorry Mr Paterson sir!)
Sent at 2:47 AM on Wednesday
Fizzy: I wrote her out a letter
Which I had, for want of better
Knowledge, sent off to Alaska Where I thought it ought to go

She'd grown crafty since I knew her
Fond of yarn, so it went to her
Just for fun, addressed as follows
"Spacey of the Overflow"

My answer came directed, as I confess I expected
Though the picture somewhat shocked me - piles of yarn stacked up the wall!
I knew that she must be there, but I found it hard to see there
No matter where I looked, the yarn pile hid her all...
me: :D :D :D
Fizzy: Spacey of the Overflow with apologies to A. B. Paterson
me: May I post that?
Also, see the "yarn mountain" pics, those are the ones I just took: http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonejester/
Fizzy: you can post it
me: You should put that in your assignment. :P
Fizzy: is a poor shadow of a quite well known Aussie poem
me: How does the original go?
Fizzy: http://www.wallisandmatilda.com.au/clancy-of-the-overflow.shtml

AWESOME, I say. XD
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painting of Jesus coming out of his tomb; caption: fucking lag - took 3 days to respawn
simonejester: "sodomy non sapiens = buggered if I know" ([text] sodomy non sapiens)
Some real gems from [info]antitheism ...

[info]vijeno with the OP:

I have often heard the stance that god is "greater than reason", so even if the claim of god's existence is unfalsifiable and therefore unscientific, everyone can happily believe whatever. After all, Ockam's razor only applies in science, so why bother...

Are there any refutations to this claim? Pointers, perhaps...?

Thanks.

Some of the *awesome* replies...

  • [info]bill_sheehan : The person making that very silly statement doesn't really believe what he's saying, and you can prove it by saying, "God says to give me all your money."

    What do you mean, no he didn't? How do you know? Surely you're not relying on your fallible human reason...


  • [info]rdmiller3 : If God is greater than reason, then he could certainly manage to make sense if he wanted to.

    Apparently, God doesn't want reasonable people to believe in him.


  • [info]westonlockley : You'll just have to believe because bible bible bile. Or get out of my country flag flag flag.


  • [info]eonen : Refutations?

    How about, "Prove it"?

    Or possibly, "What's the difference between believing in god against reason and just making up a god with your imagination?"


And my personal favorite...

[info]j_brisby : If God is greater than reason, then kumquats sing greener porn tractor James Dean.

and the reply from the OP...

[info]vijeno : Your wrong. Kumquats definitely wear thongs as joyous as lighted blue mineral water, though.
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Because some of them are really cringe-worthy. Others, witty. My favorite at the very end. ;)

@lizzwinstead: AARP in Cincinnati

@nicki2377: Sesame Street Blues #TerribleTV (for the young'uns this would be Hillstreet Blues reference - and while it would suck I would watch it)

@LJSearles: Are you Smarter Than A Republican?

@justme2: 21 C Street

@lizzwinstead: Malkin In The Middle

@Shoq: Hollywood 4Squares

@oheybill: Dr Laura Explains It All

@rockrichard: Showtime at the RNC Lesbian Bondage Fundraiser

@Clarknt67: Suddenly Sarah

@waterock: The Big C Street

@2jase: Survivor: Wasilla

@lizzwinstead: Rent Boy Meets World

@2jase: Fox And Friends With Benefits

@Clarknt67: American Taliban Idol

@lizzwinstead: $25,000 Food Pyramid

@standupfalldown: Hawaii Five-O'Reilly Factor

@rockrichard: Two Guys, a Girl and David Vitter

@NukeJones: George Herbert Walker: Texas Ranger, Golden Girls Gone Wild, CSI: Wichita.

@LJSearles: Barefoot & Pregnant Contessa

@LJSearles: Antiques Roadkill

@GumbyIam: Narrow Minds

@blackmagpie69: Stall in the Family (Starring Larry Craig)

@Socialism4USA: Night Of The Living Dead Court

@BrianValentine: Project Exploited Runaway

@BrianValentine: The Gang Bang Theory

@lizzwinstead: Madlibs Men

@cottonrc: 16 & Pregnant with a Terror Baby

@TomServosBlendr: Touched by Sharron Angle

@nicki2377: Sanford & Mistress

@ohheybill: Hangin with Mr Boehner

@lizzwinstead: I Love Doocy

@ShoqL: The FundaMentalist

@Tarpo: So you think you can prance?

@megwood: Band of Jonas Brothers

@MyMuses: Blue Blood

@abitofmybrain: Fox News

And my favorite...

@pafford: The Sarah Conner Chronicles Of Narnia
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Hi, I'm going door to door educating Christians about evolution

We have charts & graphs to back us up so fuck off

Imagine how much of a stimulus package it would be if rich people paid taxes

P.S. Have I mentioned my crochet blog, The Experimental Hooker? And do you think I should change the name before anyone else sees it? :P
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A hashtag on Twitter following the Shirley Sherrod Speech That Breitbart Selectively Edited fiasco. Highlights:

  • @pzmyers "Dracula" is about discrimination against wealthy white conservatives. Van Helsing is a liberal bigot.

  • @GarlandGrey Minority Report is a referendum on whistleblowers.

  • @pzmyers "Dracula" is about discrimination against wealthy white conservatives. Van Helsing is a liberal bigot

  • @Zagrobelny Bambi is a sad tale of Heartland America and the evil environmentalists who want to take away their guns.

  • @AmandaMarcotte "ET" demonstrates the necessity of a harsh government response to illegal immigration.

  • @Paul_Conrad Star Wars is about an evil empire, run by a black man, that won't help white farmers

  • @AmandaMarcotte "The Stepford Wives" shows why feminism is dangerous for women.

  • @AmandaMarcotte "Milk" illustrates why gays should stay out of politics. Hat tip, Mighty Ponygirl.

  • @pzmyers: "To Kill a Mockingbird" is about corrupt lawyers fomenting racial unrest. Fire Atticus!

  • @Paul_Conrad WALL-E is evidence cap and trade environmental legislation is unnecessary

  • @aphalloides: "The Color Purple" is about how easy farm life is for black farmers with subsidies

  • @AmandaMarcotte "Brokeback Mountain" is about how gay men aren't to be trusted.

  • @bschefke "Wall Street" demonstrates how unregulated capitalism creates a rising tide that lifts all boats.

  • @AmandaMarcotte "The Accused" is a morality tale about the dangers of false rape accusations.

  • @johnpoulos Star Wars: Power-hungry anarchists terrorize government installations

  • @ZandarVTS The Matrix: A fascinating documentary of Tea Party revolution against FEMA fascism.

  • @livinginthepost "Frost v. Nixon" chronicles elitist celebrity felled by his own hubris.

  • @AmandaMarcotte "Dr. Strangelove" glorifies the nuclear arms race.

  • @Paul_Conrad Precious is about how black people easily succeed only because they're black

  • @bob_calder Ghandi: The futility of not being British

  • @_vexy "Finding Nemo" is a story about how environmentalism and ocean conservation destroys family values.

  • @GarlandGrey Could anyone see "Titanic" as anything but a warning to women not to upend the social order?

  • @glengarry "The New World" was about the redemption of the Savage Red Man via Capitalism and Christ

  • @pzmyers "Citizen Kane" is "It's a Wonderful Life" for Republicans.

  • @GarlandGrey "Harry Potter" clearly shows the sorts of trouble you get in by putting a gay man in charge of anything.

  • @_vexy "Glory" is a true story about how blacks can only succeed under white direction.

  • @pzmyers "Koyaanisqatsi" is the new commercial for BP.

  • @erinpuff Leverage is about all the awesome stuff rich white guys can get away with because they're rich white guys.

  • @arensb "Monsters, Inc." is an allegory for the Islamofascist terrorists under our beds.

  • @GarlandGrey "Norma Rae" is about a uppity woman who thinks she can just stand on anything she wants

Heehee...

9/7/10 03:36
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@Queen_UK: One wants to ride one's bicycle, one wants to ride one's bike, one wants to ride one's bicycle, one wants to ride it where one likes...
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Only it was Australia instead of Britain, and she had TimTams, Paul McDermott, and a female atheist Prime Minister. She won. :P

Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't need your fucking Jaffa Cakes

Luce: JAFFA CAKES ARE AWESOME
YOU DON'T HAVE um... TWIGLETS

Me: DON'T CARE

Luce: ...WHY SO MUCH HATE JAINA
WHY?

Me: BECAUSE AMERICAN ARROGANCE

Luce: SCREW YOUR AMERICAN ARROGANCE WE HAVE Us IN OUR WORDS!

Me: TAKES UP UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF INK WHEN PRINTED! AMERICAN SPELLING IS COST-EFFECTIVE!

Luce: SCREW THE COSTS WE HAVE AUSTEN!
YOU GUYS HAVE MEYER
HA HA

Me: WE HAVE THOREAU, YOU CAN SUCK IT!

Luce: HUGH LAURIE BELONGS TO US

Me: We have BATMAN
Batman > everything
You know you can't deny that one

Luce: ...Two words.
ALBUS
DUMBLEDORE

Me: He's dead.

Luce: ........

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