Things I Am No Longer
Allowed to Do at Hogwarts
Stolen blatantly from this
person's LiveJournal, picked out my favorites, and edited for spelling,
grammar, and in a few cases, content.
Entries in green are ones I thought
up while compiling this list.
No matter how good a fake
Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of
Magical Creatures class.
Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic
mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."
"I've heard every possible joke about
Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate
date to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to
write "I told you I was hardcore."
Polishing my wand in the common room
is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
If a classmate falls asleep, I will
not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
Starting a betting pool on the fate
of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever money-making concept.
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