12/6/15

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Things I Am No Longer
Allowed to Do at Hogwarts


 


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Stolen blatantly from this
person's LiveJournal
, picked out my favorites, and edited for spelling,
grammar, and in a few cases, content.



Entries in green are ones I thought
up while compiling this list.




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No matter how good a fake
Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of
Magical Creatures class.


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Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic
mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."


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"I've heard every possible joke about
Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.


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The Giant Squid is not an appropriate
date to the Yule Ball.


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I will not use Umbridge's quill to
write "I told you I was hardcore."


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Polishing my wand in the common room
is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.


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If a classmate falls asleep, I will
not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.


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Starting a betting pool on the fate
of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever money-making concept.


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snip! )
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Note: it's been a decade, give or take, since I last read these and I haven't read them this time around. I'm just posting them here so I can send the link to someone else, though I hope you, dear reader, enjoy them too. (I'll reread them myself one of these days.)

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