14/7/14

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This time, it's this old New Year's meme from 2008. I put in my name and this is what I got for this year:

In 2014, simonejester resolves to...
Keep my fanfiction clean.
Be nicer to aliccolo.
Backup my slash regularly.
Start a mystrade fund.
Take roboplege reading.
Overcome my secret fear of google bombs.






Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


...I really should save more slash to my external hard drive in case of internet stoppage...

ETA 9/21/2014: The Twelve Days linked from the above meme:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, simonejester sent to me...
Twelve computers drumming
Eleven politics piping
Ten quotes a-leaping
Nine books dancing
Eight dystopias a-writing
Seven ncis a-fangirling
Six lolcats a-reading
Five hu-u-u-uman rights
Four google bombs
Three thrift stores
Two jensen ackles
...and a lestrade in a bisexuality.
Get your own Twelve Days:
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Note: The vast majority of these were made up by others. I think I posted this back at orbitaldiamonds and asterisked the ones that I did make up myself. I found various lists on LJ back when I lived in Alaska (so between 2007 and 2010) and I have no idea who came up with the idea of making a Hogwarts Skippy List or any of the people who made these suggestions. Anyhow, enjoy!

Things I Am No Longer Allowed to Do at Hogwarts

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Stolen blatantly from this person's LiveJournal, picked out my favorites, and edited for spelling, grammar, and in a few cases, content.
Entries in green are ones I thought up while compiling this list.
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 No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
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Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology."
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"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
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The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
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I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore."
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Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
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If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
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Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
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Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."
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I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends."
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I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends."
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I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
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I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
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I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
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I am not a sloth Animagus.
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I am not a tribble Animagus.
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I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
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I do not weigh the same as a duck.
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I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
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Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
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I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty."
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There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
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Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
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I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
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I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
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It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
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It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
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I am not to owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
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I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End."
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much more )

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